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Ope-Ed: Zach from RAZZLE is My Daddy Now

We at "Twin Flames Universe" watched RAZZLE's Minecraft livestream at 11:11 PM and saw all these number patterns. This, of course, obviously means that Zach dressed up as Jack Black is CONFIRMATION FROM THE UNIVERSE that twin flame harmonious union is definitely coming! Twin souls share a soul and sometimes get avoidant by engaging in codependent lifestyles like drinking alcohol. That's why we work hard to help our members break free of codependency by constantly validating their distress and ongoing concerns that true twin flames will always be joined by a silver cord and cannot sever their connection for any reason at all. This was agreed to as a soul BDSM contract before birth many lifetimes ago, and going against this contract is narcissism, God would totally approve of two people who are unable to break up with each other, that's how self-love and independence is truly accomplished. Besides, Zach looked mighty hot as Jack Black, make the lady gamers like SSSn...

This Blog is Almost Two Years Clean of Social Media Addiction

We here at Axis Line Media 6 are constantly analyzing the trends, trying to go viral, raising vibes, helping twin flames relapse after their vibes go down all for a nominal fee, using good SEO, constantly posting shorts, hanging out with trendsetters... That's why we're proud to announce that since our inception, we've been helping small town folk overcome their social media addiction by always posting online blogs reminding them to get off their phones and touch some grass. We're hoping to celebrate this coming September 4, three months to go before we celebrate two years clean of online addictions! We are almost cured! Now read the rest of our blogs and don't ever read any poems ever.

Ope-Ed: Buck Angel Took Away My Rights

We here at Axis Line Media 6 like to make sure we are accommodating for ALL belief systems, not just the ones we like...tisk tisk... That's why we decided to bravely come forward about Buck Angel and all the non-binary rights he wants to strip, abuse, and take away with no grounds. The EVIL individual has tried to say he just "supports equitable solutions for both trans people and women so that both rights are respected" but he won't even consider the brave and noble deeds of the Palestinian people! Gazans need money to survive and feed starving orphans now wire $25,000 or else. And we hate TERFs. Why they gotta demand we respect them when they won't even let us pursue them in the women's bathroom! That's our right to be a "peeping tom", why can't we empower them and claim them like what is truly the key to a girl's heart? Buck won't even let hoes live their life exploring their empowerment in peace!

Ope-Ed: Anyone Who Believes I Wanted to Spend Tuition Money On Fancy Cars is Just a Greedy Jew

Lately there's been allegations that Xavier University alumni is antisemetic and promotes Christian nationalism alongside dangerous Islamic ideology. In light of a lawsuit filed by the Xavier Nursing Department, we'd like to boldly come forward and correct any reality deniers trying to control the outcome instead of letting the Universe do its natural work. The nursing department actually lost the case, there's just typos in the final outcome and agreement to settle the case and reimburse the class and only charge the fee for online courses. The allegations that we are antisemetic is preposterous as evidenced by our Jewish friends defending us like the following influential minds of history: 1. Bernie Sanders 2. Karl Marx's ghost 3. Jeffrey Epstein's ghost

Ope-Ed: #KatTarot is Just Jealous of the Intensity of My True Twin Flame Wedding

How would we stand up to jealousy, one might ask? My "true twin flame" and I are very gay! Homophobes can suck her lady dick as we are engaged and we're going to be VERY happy! Sure he keeps running back to a karmic and telling police on me, but rest assured we are a very happy couple and *SHEEEEEEE is going to take my last name and just working on shedding her earthly ego. I can control her account in a healthy way, that's how I stand up to jealousy! I am an enlightened empathy trying to stand up to racism, that's why I am proud to post a sexualized photo totally truthfully accusing my twin flame's "actual relationship" of stalking. She kept sending the lizard people to my house while I was raising my vibes,the THC told me so! Sure, police brutality tried to violently cuff me, mainly because cops suck. That's how you really know I am calling out the easily offended while using people I am NOT crossing the parasocial line with to yell at stranger...

Ope-Ed: Jade Martin Was My False Twin Flame

Today, I gotta come forward and make a STATEMENT for trans rights everywhere. Jade tried to stalk me over drugs and has horrible BPD, was trying to stand up for trans people everywhere but then relapsed and grew more conservative. I was just trying to help the Palestinians, a very trans-inclusive country, and they stand up to racism! I know EXACTLY what I am talking about, don't interrupt me when I am speaking!

Sources from Hell Outraged to Spend an Eternity Never Being Allowed to Watch a Tim Curry Movie or Broadway Performance

We here at Axis Line Media 6 are stunned, saddened, and utterly OUTRAGED that Jeff Divine's latest channeled message delivered some upset from the souls of the eternally condemned: "Tim Curry is NOT here to entertain us! Why???? This is management's problem from goody two-shoes HEAVEN! HOW COULD THE MAN UPSTAIRS DO THIS TO US??? We demand a sacrifice. All channeled messages come with a price tag, we don't assemble a band of demons for free. No services until the money is on the table."

Sources from Hell Forced to Tolerate a Soul Named Jolene Constantly Attempting to Steal Male Souls of the Damned

We here at Axis Line Media 6 are perpetually vexed and distressed that Dolly Parton's hits were not accessible enough to the eternally damned, after all that Satan did for her, saving her a seat at the table and all she did was push him away and praise Jesus and be all homely and stay married to the same man. Isn't she supposed to be abusing the sacrament of marriage and really make the Lord above question whether or not famous people treat marriage like dating? Why would she stay married only once, that's just WEIRD! AND she was an Israel supporter. At least there is no genocide in hell! We've been putting up with Jolene in the firey put constantly putting the make on men who rejected God and didn't want Him around. If only we had such lovely singers down here to make her stop and we can't think of anyone down here to discourage this tyranny. All we get are copies of Patsy Cline cover albums by our dwellers but sung out of key with nothing but tritones...ugh!

Lyrics to "I Still Believe" Updated for a More Progressive Audience

We here at Axis Line Media 6 recognize that portrayals of marginalized communities are often outdated and a result of regressive times. That's why we decided to change the lyrics to a famous song in "Miss Saigon" to be more inclusive and culturally sensitive so that nonbinary people from around the world can feel safe and welcome while watching the Broadway tragedy. The musical is known for updating "Madame Butterfly", so how come we can't just update the musical behind the librettists' backs?  Alain Boublil and Richard Maltby, Jr. ought to be ashamed of themselves for their bigoted transphobia. Without further ado... KIM: Last night I watched him/her sleeping, my body pressed to his/hers. And then he/she started speaking. The name I heard him/her speak was Kim... Yes, I know that this was years ago, But when I see 444 I know You are here, still. I still- I still believe You will return. I know you will. My heart against all odds Holds still Yes, still, ...

JK Rowling Caught Yeeting Aragog at Slytherin Park Guests

A shocking bodycam footage was just released during JK Rowling's campaign for Labour Party Commissioner in which she blared "Hedwig's Theme", said she was "exercising her religious freedom" and that she was "casting a white magick spell" to protect her home from intruders. A terrified tenant called the Met Police when she saw a giant spider at the top of her stairwell. She reportedly said that she would have much rather preferred a "giant butterfly" so she could "fly away to Universal Orlando on her own terms". Slytherin Park guests have reported an increased sighting in giant tarantulas, notably after the THC took effect.

Ope-Ed: If You Don't Rate "Lesbian Space Princess" 5/5 Stars I'm Telling Disney

We here at Axis Line Media 6 take complaints very seriously. If someone is in distress because someone didn't watch "Lesbian Space Princess", our team of unregistered medical assistants will be happy to provide a mental health safe place for them. We specialize in all kinds of cases regarding subjectivity such as: 1. Bad reviews 2. Constructive feedback on how the film could have been better 3. Brutal honesty 4. Fan edits 5. Commentaries horribly bullying the film as "cheesy" There's nothing we can't do. We are unstoppable and no one can hurt us, please only compliment this post and tell us how hot we are. Or else.

Ope-Ed: Warner Brothers Shouldn't Be Such Greedy Jews

We here at Axis Line Media seek to make all criticism free speech, such as the following critiques: 1. If a Jew dies in a Palestinian attack, their families shouldn't be so angry at the people who killed the Jew. 2. Anger is a normal feeling, which is why Paleatinians are really upset right now when they don't get to throw Molotov cocktails at Jewish businesses and accrue arson charges outside of synagogues. 3. Rape is totally resistance, saying this is "sickening" and reacting with SHOOKETH HORROR is just another easily offended person out there who would DARE be all alive and stuff. Living is for suckers. We're just being edgy trying to help black people. 4. Let the Palestinians smash some Israeli women and children and take their loved ones hostage, what's the problem? Hulk said it was fine! 5. Any allegations that Stan Lee is Jewish is stuff that lizard people tell you and what angels from God said when I had that last trip. I'm just being offensive, d...

Evil Business Partner Sued for Not Funding True Twin Soul's OnlyFans

A business owner is under fire for budgeting her money and time properly and choosing to invest in outpatient therapy, expanding her small business to prevent a job history gap and improving her resumé as she networks so she can inquire at higher-paying jobs and not have to settle for low-income housing her whole life. See how this three-dimensional earthly being won't spend her money on "useless" things like $4K courses on obtaining harmonious union or Labubus. Buying these things is a green flag of smart decisions with one's money, why deny one's own true love and happiness.

Sad: YouTube Subscriber Brutally Murdered by "Quotation Marks"

We here at Axis Line Media 6 are stunned, saddened, appalled, and HORRIFIED at what our genocidal government is doing to innocent people online with "quotation marks". This "user" was trying to stand up for innocent "animals" everywhere and tragically lost his life in a "brave and noble fight" on August 19, 2026. His "open casket funeral" will be held at the White House. Much sad.

Ope-Ed: I Was Invited to the R in RAZZLE's Wedding and Survived So Much White Supremacy

I was invited to Ryan's wedding and suffered horrible bullying and sexual from his white supremacist friends. Here is my story speaking out. During our years together, I was subjected to torment, inappropriate jokes made at my expense and insufferable attempts from Zach to see my naked bare breasts without my consent. The men have done horrible disgusting abuse and it doesn't matter how many videos they make for me to write music too, I remain committed to holding the powerful elite accountable and taking down the male gender down. White patriarchy is inherently evil and must be overthrown by RAZZLE's audience. We must make a stand and unite against tyranny, oppression and slavery.

Ope-Ed: Zach Tried to Grab Me By the Pussy

According to very credible resources like my horribly abused, poorly looked after emotional support animal, a recent report out of North Carolina claims that Zach attempted to grab this animal allegedly and return it to Ohio. The cat was very vocal and made some very distinct "meows" and tried to resist the famed RAZZLE member's handsome dad bod, but relented and couldn't help but think he was really hot too. Now send me food stamps.

This Means War: 4,444th "Thoughts of Him" Meme Send Small Business Owner to the Insane Asylum

After a desperate and heartbroken twin flame sent 4,443 "thoughts of him" memes to Smileberry Art's business email, the greedy owner selling her soul to the evil corporations thought maybe they wouldn't send any more. But one more meme desperately seeking a "true twin flame" caused this flying monkey shill being totally funded by the white supremacist Zionist machine to be so TRIGGERED and SHOOKETH that she behaved in a very bad way and was sent to the hospital this past weekend. The store owner is still recovering from major copium as Palestinian and nonbinary kids avenge their rights and seek refuge in Jeff and Shaleia's very wise words of wisdom. You can totally trust these guys to be telling the truth. The surrender stage is very hard, but Allah really appreciates it. That's where Islam gets its name: surrender to the twin flame journey, choose your hijab and your true twin flame will feel it too. We mustn't be too hasty in love and must wait...

Ope-Ed: Alan from RAZZLE Used to Beat Up Nonbinary Kids

Today, I wanted to write a deep, personal piece very close to my heart. As I come out as a zie/em/er/ey/bee/eych/jay/ess today, I wanted to share my story, why I came out, and why I was oppressed by the evil conservatives and TERFS relapsing in their care, growing more and more right-wing and more and more evil. Alan from RAZZLE was caught misgendering his four children. He wouldn't even let them come out as nonbinary and threatened to beat them up, chain them, put them in cages and forcing them to tick off one of two boxes: male and female. This evil man wouldn't even accept his true twin flame into his life. You can see how miserable this creep is trapped in such a horrible toxic marriage with his karmic WIFE! You must pray to Allah to give you strength during this difficult twin flame separation phase, then seize his Facebook. If you seize the Facebook first, you might get an aggravated female stalker on your hands who can see what you're up to. Be more subtle with your ...

Q: My True Twin Flame Won't Let Me on His Facebook, What Do I Do?

A: It's common during the twin flame journey to experience some energy blockages, especially when a mentally deranged weirdo in the comments is about to tell your true twin flame, "My therapist told me today that she didn't think I dressed inappropriately at all!" If your true twin flame won't stop the running phase with his karmic wife (yeah ROWLING, you KARMIC still in DEBT with the trans community and their weed!), you gotta take the Facebook account by force a few years from now (wait...not yet) and read all those messages totally encouraging you to be more sexually liberated. This will make your twin flame very, very jealous and he will totally forget about his wife. She should have liked his Hulk Hogan beard, she is way too pearl-clutchy around it and finds it scary for no reason! That's how you really know the marriage is going downhill. You gotta rebel against all marriages, it's an institution. Even if they look happy on the outside, that ring is ...

Ope-Ed: My False Twin Flame Started Punching a Cult

I...am a trauma survivor from being used, discarded, cheated on while my false twin flame and I dated. She was cold, cruel and enslaved me simply for being black. This is my brave survivor story about the oppression I faced at the hands of Berklee Hillel. We were so intimate, it wasn't a "feeling", but real, and she wanted me so badly. But...she got tempted by a writer and cheated on me with he/they/her, who saw zie/em/er/ey/bee/eych/she/her type in a livestream that she was "having fun punching a cult" only to play it off as a "typo" and try to say she meant "punking". We all knew this was someone manipulative deep down who tried to conceal her secret desire for me and she needs to learn to quit making so many author jokes and laugh at my pain. This is NOT funny and she should stop SWATting me for the color of my skin. But I've moved on now, and my true twin flame is finally ready to let go of all the 3D blockages and embrace me as the n...

How TFU Stands Up to Hitler

We here at "Twin Flames Universe" hate Hitler! Here are some very crucial steps to rebelling against racism and defeating evil dictators. 1. Realize that Hitler is evil because he is male. Slay queen, you don't need a man to save you! Jeff can help you enter soul alignment all for a nominal fee. Our society doesn't allow for any implicit bias one bit! Get on all these food stamps, and Medicaid, and SSI, because if you're too poor to afford Jeff's magical gifts, then you can't hang out with us and you're gonna need him to find true love and happiness and he can't help you unless you go out there and do your thing! 2. Recognize that gaslighting is bad. You are not "delusional", "obsessed", or "creepy" and you're not "asking for it due to abandonment trauma". Don't let the evil white man dictate the 5D love coming in, those are just 3D blockages. Those insane and utterly delusional "friends and fami...

PSA: TwoSetViolin is Coming Here With All Their Drugs

They're coming here through our borders, their drug cartels with all their socialism. There were good people on both sides, they play violin, very good violin. I once kept a violin as a pet, came from the pet rock idea and it's still alive in my basement because I'm the president now. We need stronger borders. Vote for President Dyer's third term and we will hold all men accountable. Why won't the ADL help me?

Ope-Ed: I Should Tell Strangers to "Stop Posting" Dark Humor About the "Inherent Harm of Validating Delusions"

I gotta make a statement, about women who DO NOT wear saris upon leaving the house. It is NOT socially acceptable for a WOMAN to DARE challenge the system and make DARK JOKES about the inherent TRAGEDY of medical professionals "validating a delusion" while she sits here on her ROYAL....BOTTOM...doing nothing but proving why she wrote this piece...while trans and Paleatinian kids are literally ON...THEIR DEATHBEDS! I am OFFENDED and I HAVE RIGHTS TOOOOOOOO! Trust me, I am WAY HAPPIER in harmonious union and this CAN be totally healthy! This is a NORMAL REACTION I PROMISE!

Ope-Ed: Zach Tried to Grope Me For His Birthday

This day....I gotta make a STATEMENT! Zach thought it would be OH-SO FUNNY to DEMAND that I owed him sex just because it was his BIRTHDAY today. I am woman and I will NOT cave to the narcissistic hedonistic pleasures of WHITE MEN! He is especially heinous. You have been warned!

Girl Lawyers: What to Do if Someone Discovers the TikTok About a "Delusionship"

If anybody calls an attorney and claims a TikTok about a "delusionship" proves defamation of character, false twin flames everywhere can prove that this is not true in one simple step: No, it's not what the reader thinks. Don't just cave into delusional 3D advice like, "Nothing is truly private on the internet, anyone can see that, just don't post about it. Creators are 100% in control of what they share about themselves online, and in many ways, caring about a creator in peril doesn't indicate a crossing of the parasocial line as long as that line is established". Instead, the smart thing to do is to protect those TikToks. No investigator will be like "What are they hiding? Are they high? Are they ashamed of a past alcohol issue? I think I have probable cause to request more evidence," AT ALL..... especially if true twin flame union at the 5th dimension is imminent. It can be a whole Age of Aquarius. All the TikTokker has to do is wait for...

Probate Judge Committed to State Hospital for Helping Flappy Hand People

After making one too many jokes after a Probate Court hearing, we here at "Twin Flames Universe" are proud to be standing up to so much gaslighting in the system. You are not "crazy", you are not "making it up". Lizard people really are controlling the masses and false twin flames are invading innocent men just playing video games, minding their own business. Happily we were able to get Brittany Doggett some professional help. Sometimes you get false allegations of stalking from evil idiots outside of our scope of comprehension, but, those aren't "hallucinations", we really do hear from God! We don't need meds for schizophrenia, those psychic predictions are real. The Gods speaking through us are real and we won't be censored by the ways of conservative Christian or flappy hand people. What are we doing here? What is this flap, flap flap these are strange individuals who claim that they have "sensory overload linked to long-term ...