This Means War: 4,444th "Thoughts of Him" Meme Send Small Business Owner to the Insane Asylum

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After a desperate and heartbroken twin flame sent 4,443 "thoughts of him" memes to Smileberry Art's business email, the greedy owner selling her soul to the evil corporations thought maybe they wouldn't send any more. But one more meme desperately seeking a "true twin flame" caused this flying monkey shill being totally funded by the white supremacist Zionist machine to be so TRIGGERED and SHOOKETH that she behaved in a very bad way and was sent to the hospital this past weekend.

The store owner is still recovering from major copium as Palestinian and nonbinary kids avenge their rights and seek refuge in Jeff and Shaleia's very wise words of wisdom. You can totally trust these guys to be telling the truth.

The surrender stage is very hard, but Allah really appreciates it. That's where Islam gets its name: surrender to the twin flame journey, choose your hijab and your true twin flame will feel it too. We mustn't be too hasty in love and must wait for the restraining order to expire.

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