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What To Do if There's a WORST-Case Scenario in the Emergency Room

Let's face it...a lot can happen in 15 minutes. But what if one of the gravest most horrifying situation were to occur in the ER...a Jew...or even WORSE...you have to treat a TERF as your patient? Here's what to do if this person is going for one of their many trivial issues like heart attack or stroke? These situations may seem unbearable and that there is no possible escape, but they can be handled with a few simple strategies. 1. Alert health police so that way they know who to watch out for. The only good Jew and TERF is one that doesn't make it to discharge paperwork, so we like to make sure we're very inclusive of ALL religions like Islam and keep Allah and brave workers happy by ensuring religious diversity and equitable justice and freedom for all, so we need to make sure our worker rights are still intact even when the Jew or WOMAN would dare invoke her HIPAA rights. 2. Call your attorney. These people are way better than therapists. They care about your feelin...

Sad: Lonely Chatroom Stuck Lusting Over Dancing Homer Simpson

This is a time of year where so many are having summer fun. But for many lonely Divine Counterparts, this is not so simple. Dancing waiting screens on Twitch are infecting our nation's youth with lustful thoughts of Homer Simpson just letting that dad bod loose and doing so many sensual dances. You can see by the way he moves he just can't sit still next to Marge Simpson the same way anymore...what will become of these two?

Ope-Ed: Alms, Alms...

For the poor homeless RAZZLE guys.... The guys have been on the street getting drunk for coins...they can't even afford their Twitch bill...

Ope-Ed: Getting Songs Stuck in My Head is Abuse

I gotta come forward...about Ben from RAZZLE's horrible, disgusting, relentless harassment and abuse. This man had the audacity to get "Alexander Hamilton" stuck in my head while other innocent retail workers don't get their share of earworms. We're putting him through Sharia Law as punishment. We need to make sure that ALL people feel welcome here, not just those we like tisk tisk... This must be the devil's work.

Ope-Ed: This Musical Poem is Going to Show up at My House

The musicals, they're coming for you. https://allpoetry.com/19217570 You don't understand, they're putting out thousands of rhymes, you gotta believe me! I'm being gaslit by the conservatives! Arharhar I just gotta pay my bills eeeeeeheheeeeheeeeeeeee!

Making Harmonious Union Legal Again

This fine day, we're taking twin flame union to space, where no divine feminine has ever gone before. https://allpoetry.com/19217548 So we can all vibe the vibes of unconditional love. Your true twin flame will uproot all old earthly wounds so you can burn all copies of "Top Gun Maverick" and censor both films entirely! Who needs this "skip past the scene where Goose dies and just enjoy the non-traumatic scenes to avoid becoming a hypervigilant mess" poppycock?

Sad: All I Wanted for My Birthday Was My False Twin Flame

This sad, sad day... I did this really dumb stuff that lacked any real creativity nor common sense. I went to Baskin-Robbins where they have 31 flavors to mourn 31 years of pathetic existence. Who would want to do something boring like THAT? What I really wanted was my prize false twin flame and I'm really sad I lost her forever and I am in deep gut-wrenching sadness today. What a crummy way to spend my birthday, I have to like, ew, spend time with family and tell my GRANDMA how I'm doing. What a total waste of time, why keep celebrating and being all HAPPY and stuff? You can see on my Instagram that there is no Duchenne smile, it's a fake smile to contain my deep deep misery and I am sorry for all the disruptive behavior on Twitter and I will try and do better by my true twin flame. My white skin caused so many problems and I will not do that far-right thing ever.

RAZZLE Guys Court-Ordered Friendship in Material Damages

This very special birthday... We all know this had to end this way... We need to be more mindful of preferred pronouns.

Why I Unfollowed Court Disorder

For nine years, I followed Court Disorder. Today, I can't anymore. "Get out of my courtroom, crazy tech support!" "I have come to fix your computer." "WHY YOU PSYCHO GO GET A REAL JOB YOU NERD! CASE DISMISSED!" I actually just felt really called out and JK Rowling hurt my feelings. I'm so hot now bye.

Ope-Ed: I Should Yell, "Trans Rights Or Else" in VA Police's Face

We here at "Twin Flames Universe"...SIGH....lost one of our most astute freedom fighters during the revolution to raise the vibrations of the planet. Remember, anyone who tells you that "Jesus taught humanity how to love" is just three dimensional. They're all Christian bigots trying to cover up their horrific abuse of innocent women like Amber Heard. We know how they upkeep their apartments... Jeff can teach you how to love no problem. He'll help you overcome your deeply ingrained narcissistic racism and transphobia. And the process is quite simple, you just need to apologize for your white privilege, work on your ego in therapy, then run up to VA Police demanding you unban them in a fit of trans joy and zeal. This is the key to a woman's heart. We have consulted the cards and deep down, she is crying out in anguish, regretting banning her false twin flame who was the nicest girl and her life was ruined for no reason.

How to Spot a Dumb American Evil Qu'ran Hater

Freedom fighters! Look, listen, and take heed: If you need assistance in your fight to stand up to transphobia, here are some clue-ins: -We don't actually care about LGBT people, so far we told the young people on TikTok that Dr. Mengele was a huge supporter of trans rights! (They totally believe us, tee hee stupid Americans!) -The nonbinary useful idiots all have noserings. You can spot them yelling at women in their bathroom for no reason. -The queer ones all have dyed hair and are constantly yelling at lesbians in public. We hope this helps in your fight to raise awareness about suicide prevention so that way generations of Hitler youth have more affordable access to lifesaving care that the poor starving artist calling out six million narcissists never had. How very generous of us, you should admire us more often we are the most important online influencers. Be kind to us, our egos are going through a hard time.

Ope-Ed: I Should Sneak Off With My True Twin Flame and Light a Sparkler in Beavercreek

I know that I've been getting a LOT of warnings from Beavercreek Police to "stop enlisting flying monkeys" and that my true twin flame kept filing reports "warning me to stop pursuing her or get arrested". This is the same jurisdiction that won't let me get lit and blow up some TNT on 4th of July...what party poopers. So when they say "no fireworks at all", do they mean my true twin flame and I can finally get married and we could bend the rules a little and just light some sparklers? We don't even have to do the full TNT just a couple of Pop-Its or something!