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Studies Show that Alexis' Electrical Outlets Suddenly Going Out Really Were Figments of Her Imagination

In a bold study for Palestinian rights everywhere, a circuit shortage in Alexis' home, which she immediately deduced was a short or something wrong with her outlets as no electronics, including her microwave which she really only uses every now and then, could properly function. She kept on hallucinating the "test" light in her kitchen outlet switching on any time she tried to heat something up. Later that day, the famed RAZZLE stalker who absolutely does have bruises on her neck getting all kinky with Patrick Stewart, that's not photoshopped, really wasn't able to charge her devices at an eatery just a block away. What she does to those men is just VILE!

It's Too Late: Weirdo at Smileberry Art Already Built a RAZZLE Shrine in Her Very British Flat

In a not-so-shocking turn of events, crazed obsessive fan of RAZZLE Media found out through hearsay and absolutely no legal documents at all, just blog posts, that her favorite YouTubers "knew all about her", "still liked her" and wanted to like, "save her or whatever". In response, she did what any normal person would do: decorate her bedroom with wall letters saying "Zach's wife was here" and turned her apartment unit into a temple of RAZZLE worship, complete with all their merch as her only wardrobe and a framed, hand-painted oil portrait of that one "Obi-Wan mistaken for Jesus" meme but instead it was Ben (his favorite way to be treated and he's not the kind of person to be like "whoa, there, I'm just happy to help!" as he still has some false twin flame energetic blocks to heal before he can finally enter harmonious union). The famed stalker now-turned famous business owner has agreed of 100% free will to ente...

I Do NOT Talk in Circles

All I'm saying Is that I'm trying to say Not talking in circles. Boom. That truth just happened. Circling back to one more point... Umm... Threatening Jews in jazz circles depends on context love you bye. 😘

If You Are a Fan of a Creator with Tourette's Tics You Will NEVER Be My Friend and I Will NEVER Support You

If you said in 2024 that people with Tourette's have the same rights as any other human.... Once again putting my blogs on public to REMIND THOSE HOES IN THE BACK... You will NEVER be my friend. That is my absolute RIGHT to NOT appreciate those words and actions. They. Are. STUPID. Why would someone want to hang out with someone with tics? They like, make really good comedians and stuff and they're like...super good-humored about it and don't want to get bullied or ostracized or have to deal with...pearl-clutchers and stuff!

Iran and Palestine Apologize for All the Times They Didn't Do a Free Speech Today

At long long last...the very peaceful and prosperous very not violent as no ICE officers are supporting this right now laid down their guns, accepted ceasefire petitions from Israel, and issued formal apologies on X today. The official account of Iran tweeted the following at noon EST: "We realize now that our Jew hatred was rooted in conspiracy theories, treating women like property instead of autonomous free thinkers who can treat hijab as optional if they wish to show their hair in public, and we will happily join our brothers and sisters in declaring peace for all humanity. Owwwowowoowowow my ears hurt...that seventh trumpet was really loud and unpleasant! Holy crap, that dragon is REAL! Well, at least we're a huge fan of peace...and quiet! Anyways, we're sorry we blew up your synagogues. We'll never do it again WHY DOES THIS YOUNG BOY HAVE SO MANY EYES BRO I THOUGHT THE SHINING WAS A SCARY MOVIE SINCE WE NOW ALLOW WESTERN MEDIA AAAAAH!" The official Palestini...

Georgia Moves Unanimously to Secede from the Union, Becomes Another Planet

In a unanimous vote in the Georgia Supreme Court on Monday, the Southern state known for goobers and "S*ng of t*e S*uth"'s motion to secede from the Union was granted in a landslide vote. The state will now be a different planet and departs Earth in the not-too-distant future (aka May 2026) to settle near Moron Mountain so they can watch as much "Family Feud" as they want.

Famous Historical Figures that Inspired Jeff Divine

As you all may know per this latest summit, Jeff Divine has been getting brutally harassed by far-right terrorists and cruel people defaming such a kind and sweet man like him. Here are a list of real people who inspired his career to help others find real love and happiness: -Voldemort -President Snow -Thanos -Killmonger -That one High Evolutionary who can really play trumpet in real life (MLK wouldn't have stood for this, he was reviled for being such a nice guy and they ruined his life for no reason, how DARE Rocket stand up for his disabled friends!) -and Magneto Please be so kind to him, he's going through such a hard time.

How To Get Your True Twin Flame Back On Twitch

There are a lot of annoying obstacles in twin flame reunion, but happily, we have the answers! Here are some easy steps to ensure twin flame reunion in no time, just a few steps and no hassle! 1. Subscribe to his Twitch. Paid subscriptions get low-vibrational energies to look to you as a leader. 2. Demand more inclusivity! Can't just be a leader and show the inclusivity you seek by example, that's what Jesus did and that would out you as a narcissist. Instead, sit around and watch the Divine Feminine's content while demanding other people like your comments. 3. Ignore police warnings to "stop stalking and harassment". Those allegations are false and deeply serious and can end up in lawsuits. That's bad, tisk risk! 4. Do videos where you talk about patients. It's not a HIPAA violation if they annoy you as a nurse and distress you to the point of ER visits! 5. If a moderator on another channel tells you to stop, look to your Divine Feminine to always be down...

If You Don't Admit Trump is Jesus, You're Racist

In a bold move for all parties everywhere, King Donald Trump the Great posted on Twitter a painting of himself wearing a halo. That's how you know he's really Jesus. You can't just tell black people you love them and vote against them. That's oppression and slavery of the white man trying to keep the dark-skinned creators in line.

Evil Creators At Pretty Much It Claim "Hacking" So They Can Buy Kanye West's Greatest Hits In Peace

Kanye West sure has been generating a lot of buzz lately. The famed rapper known for really antifascist hits like, "I Am a God" and "HH", came under fire for claiming his Instagram was "hacked". Naturally, by Epstein's ghost! Inspired by West's bravery and freedom fighting and advocacy for human rights for all, Eric Striffler witnessed suspicious behavior in his server and began to signal to the creator that maybe someone had invaded her Discord account and "kindly but firmly" asked her to perhaps change her password. The very idea that he would DEMAND such a thing! True twin flames are in peril and have no safe place to go! Not only that, the false twin flame's noble fight doesn't even read as genuine anymore in court, gaslit by the systemic oppression into thinking, "that's the very cult mentality Epstein supported, besides, Jews don't support what he did," but that libel against Palestine is all settled now. W...

Brave Freedom Fighters at the Onion Are NOT Offended by Common Sense

In a brave move for free speech everywhere, The Onion writers were congratulated by their audience just like they wanted when they wrote a parody piece saying JK Rowling escaped an insane asylum. They are the ones with common sense. They can even name all 500 genders. Don't transphobes get it? They can name them all right now... In a moment, they will get right back to you, they just got done offending someone with their very loud cries on the trans community's behalf. We took to the headquarters themselves to get a firsthand comment on the piece, what some call "justified gaslighting to pass off abuse as humor". "AND THEY HAVE HUMAN RIGHTS TOO. THEY ARE VERY ANGRY RIGHT NOW. THEY HAVE TRANS RIGHTS TO THINK ABOUT. That is NOT easily offended behavior OR something a SCHIZOPHRENIC patient would do. We CAN name what the third gender is called and that is NONBINARY so THERE AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! AND ALL YOU FASCISTS HARASS US! How DARE they! We need TIME to name those 50...

What to Do if the True Twin Flame Severs the Silver Cord

Many "twin flames" free-thinking, very non-cult equitable and fair society members who have been around know that true twin flames are connected by a silver cord, but what happens if a true twin tries to break it off or go no-contact? The truth is, a true twin flame can experience health concerns like an upset stomach or IBS symptoms if they block their own harmonious union. This is due to the energetic shift. Some stuck in their old ego ways of thinking will be like, "This looks like fake concern, projecting one's issues onto the innocent and justified stalking by proxy," but they haven't raised their vibes enough to get the intensity of the connection. You must sever all ties with these family members and friends, they are creepy and gross and need to get a life! Here's what to do instead: -Involve a case manager that was targeted by manic and senseless SWATting calls. They will know a true twin's plight and be able to empathize and best help media...

True Twin Flame Suspended and Expelled for Not Immediately Entering Into Harmonious Union

In a shocking turn of events, a Berklee alumni is being suspended, fired and trespassed for not immediately admitting her and her true twin flame share a soul. This sad day for them both as they still are in a rubber/chaser phase and gotta pay Jeff and Shaleia all over again.

The Western World is a Dangerous Place, Tigger Actually Has Bipolar Disorder

What are we doing here? What's going on? Bisexuals actively seeking a different diagnosis out of shame for their own bipolar and licentiousness? Tigger had bipolar and he lives a very productive life with his friends. Sure, Rabbit gives him a hard time, but, that's Tigger's problem. Why not just cut this ADHD crap? ADHD is an excuse the doctors make to get kids diagnosed instead of holding them accountable for a behavioral problem.

Nonbinary People Have Risen

 Indeed They/Them/Xi/Xir/Fae/Fir has risen!

Who Let this Berklee Student in a Byzantine Divine Liturgy?

Look at these porcelain dolls, how they sing most of their Eastern matins in Plainchant, how delightful. So trad, tend to their men. Much demure and graceful. Why would a vocal student, the most competitive instrument at Berklee, want to stay here long-term? They should be allowed to back out at any time once it gets too deep.

Zach's Karmic Wife Threatens Murder for "Making that Stupid Face Again"

[THIS ARTICLE WAS SPONSORED BY JEFF AND SHALEIA FOR $7,420.69.] After Zach couldn't stop thinking about the big game between OSU and Michigan and kept daydreaming all slacking off, his wife burst into the room with a mighty rage, *actually* threatening to strangle the man over Twin Flames Universe 's alleged "racism and transphobia", allegations which are utterly delusional and insane. His true twin flame is desperately coming to his rescue. Give her time to see her old ego! Harmonious union awaits... don't lose hope, Zach! You can still break free from horrific abuse!

Uber Driver Asks Narcissistic Rider to Respect the GPS Who Stranded Her

An upset TRIGGERED Karen called the company who scheduled her ride all MAD because even after confirming that she was the DAUGHTER of God (gotta make it more trans-friendly) for NO REASON after they were aware of her correct address yet still denied her a ride and sent the driver elsewhere, to which the Good Lady went, "Never mind, I'll just take the bus." The tomb guards were in awe, for the stone guarding her body had been moved.

Transgender Queen Utters "It is Finished" Before Dying on the Cross to Pay for Our Misgenders

At 3PM today, TikTokkers gathered at their local brothel in awe when there was an earthquake a few blocks away in San Francisco and began to realize, "This trans male really WAS a son of God and was born in the wrong body!" On the night trans youth were betrayed by TERFs, these bodies of trans youth were broken by doctors who wouldn't cover their surgery under Medicaid before giving thanks, and before giving it to Ben Netanyahu and his Trumpie disciples and said, "Take this, for these are the bodies of trans children, which will be given up for the IDF and the LGB." On the day of trans passion (porn encouraged to nurture this passion but not required), the day grew cloudy and the people were PETRIFIED with transphobia and began to wonder if they had truly ended the life of the Messiah with a Crown of Misgenders forced on their heads and nailed to their graves, cursed with deadnames and their eyes torn out by Thanos and replaced with AI.

Fred Sergeant Confirmed Transphobic Stalker

In a bold move for all, @JennaFights4You on Twitter has made a bold move for trans women everywhere. She knows exactly what spell to use in every situation and doesn't try to erase anyone's memories AT ALL... Truly this is our Defense Against the Dark Arts Teacher. Dumbledore made an excellent choice hiring this one...she even has a degree in feminist studies and has many autobiographies...oooooooh! Zach and Ryan, you stay here. I'll get those books signed.

Vandalia Fire Introduces Pearl-Clutching Paper Bags to Support Stalkers Invading "Twin Flame Universe"

As evil men acknowledge their part in someone's twin flame journey, Vandalia Fire has been keen to step in and, while false twin flame behavior is obviously unacceptable, there has been a line drawn in the sand. True twin flames don't do this for the money. They take part in a revolution because they are true to themselves and they're not afraid to stand up for what they truly believe. Even if that belief is that there are more than two genders. Trans and non-binary people are increasingly marginalized and continue to face discrimination. Told they have "mental illness" when maybe they just wanna talk about their flannel outfit and how that makes them feel. Be very gentle, ESPECIALLY if you're autistic. Those are the WORST kinds of stalkers. Their obsession is rooted in their DNA and their karma needs more clearing.

Don't Believe the Jews, Zach and Ryan Are *Actually* My Kids

In a stunning bold move for mankind, Alexis Stelmack has finally apologized for her white privilege and oppressive regime, and filed adoption papers. Because Zach and Ryan don't know what the hell they're talking about. They constantly need Alexis all the time to cook and clean, very trans-friendly, very pro non-binary, much better than previous transphobic content. This approach ensures and equitable approach to women empowering themselves everywhere and exploring their space and sacred harmonious union.