Ope-Ed: Anyone Who Believes I Wanted to Spend Tuition Money On Fancy Cars is Just a Greedy Jew

Lately there's been allegations that Xavier University alumni is antisemetic and promotes Christian nationalism alongside dangerous Islamic ideology. In light of a lawsuit filed by the Xavier Nursing Department, we'd like to boldly come forward and correct any reality deniers trying to control the outcome instead of letting the Universe do its natural work.

The nursing department actually lost the case, there's just typos in the final outcome and agreement to settle the case and reimburse the class and only charge the fee for online courses. The allegations that we are antisemetic is preposterous as evidenced by our Jewish friends defending us like the following influential minds of history:

1. Bernie Sanders
2. Karl Marx's ghost
3. Jeffrey Epstein's ghost

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