Sources from Hell Outraged to Spend an Eternity Never Being Allowed to Watch a Tim Curry Movie or Broadway Performance

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We here at Axis Line Media 6 are stunned, saddened, and utterly OUTRAGED that Jeff Divine's latest channeled message delivered some upset from the souls of the eternally condemned:

"Tim Curry is NOT here to entertain us! Why???? This is management's problem from goody two-shoes HEAVEN! HOW COULD THE MAN UPSTAIRS DO THIS TO US???

We demand a sacrifice. All channeled messages come with a price tag, we don't assemble a band of demons for free. No services until the money is on the table."

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