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Ope-Ed: If You See Someone White, Call a Lawyer

It's no secret that white people are extremely dangerous. Police everywhere want to throw black people in camps and take away their rights. If you see a white person, remember this list: 1. They're a bully. 2. They hate women. 3. They hate trans people (especially of color). 4. They hate those stupid femboys out there sticking their dick and their nosy attitude where it doesn't belong. 5. They hate those weird flappy hands people who talk for 42 hours about trains and don't stop harassing people and don't shut up and just hate police for being pinned to the ground.

Alan from RAZZLE Caught Stalking Gay People at Their Homes

You may know the bald comedian at RAZZLE as some funny who wouldn't hurt anyone, but deep down, he has a past... Women everywhere have been seeking emergency shelter as the man was caught profiling the homosexuals before running off like a gazelle playing "Knock, Knock Aspie". His wife's dog stepped on a bee.

Men Watching Marvel Movies Added to Government Watchlist

This is a very important announcement from the Dept of Homeland Security: Here are red flags of state and federal menaces to ensure that you keep your eyes peeled in case a terrorist is threatening you: 1. They're watching "Captain America: Civil War". Means they're planning the next 1/6...be warned. A civil war could mean mass casualties to armed freedom fighters fighting for racial equity. Black people are advised to stay indoors. 2. They use NERF guns in their content. That is an indirect threat...they use the NERF imagery to gaslight the public and play mean jokes. This is not a joke. No NERF guns of any kind as that is a student code of conduct violation. Kids could see that and think violent, lustful thoughts! 3. They kick people out of their store. This is to stop harmonious union in their tracks, they still have an old ego to shed from the false twin flame speaking nothing but facts. So real with it that they discovered more than two genders, to think of the a...

Ope-Ed: I Should Allege Racism and Continue Practicing Medicine Without a License

We live in a cruel authoritarian dictatorship under DUMP where black people just trying to make a living have had their rights to just walk up to HR and practice medicine without a license stripped from them at the hands of evil greedy Jews and police. We must band together at this injustice and join arms with our Muslim brothers and take back what is absolutely our rights. For not having a license, we're really good at jobs like: -Medical assistants -Social work It allows us to gloat at the frail fragile health of a TERF. That's how we can make sure women's rights are respected in the workplace when evil white man takes our jobs instead!

Ope-Ed: I Should Act Out as an Attorney More Often

Only women can be histrionic. Because.

Ope-Ed: End the His Honor O'Connell Occupation

He's probably just as Irish as the rest of them. Because.

Don't Interrupt Brandi Ahzionae When She's Speaking Amiriiiiiiiiite?

We here at Twin Flames Universe give excellent advice: When a bunch of comedians make jokes saying "Velma sucks" and that false twin flames are "not real", they're just erasing your existence and still avoiding harmonious union by hitting the bottle. Sentence them to death. By beheading. Get mad, act up, make your voice heard!

My Side of the Story: Clayton from Tarzan

We all know the classic 90s villain from the Disney HD hit "Tarzan" as a ruthless hunter, wanting to turn Tarzan's friend into taxidermy. But these allegations are meritless. You see, dead apes are art. This is a symbolic representation of the regressive fall of man since Clinton got caught cheating! Oh my...looks like Hillary Clinton is the real Queen Bey. Now Trump is in power. What's up with THAT? Clayton was deep down the good guy, a misunderstood hero who was just trying to help black they/them hookers feel safe and welcome after the four evil white men oppressed them and forced them to deal with the evil treachery of the IDF and WORSE...they had to deal with ICE.

Overly Zealous Capitalist at Smileberry Art is Coming For Your Trans Rights

The small business owner was recently humiliated on Twitter for putting up energetic blocks and avoiding her true twin flame. She kept on running her woman's mouth about how "this cult is full of schizophrenic idiots who don't take their meds" and "The Dark Knight shooter should have just gone to therapy, he is still culpable for the atrocities he committed" and "not all people with mental illness are villains but all villains really need some therapy or they wouldn't be doing evil deeds". See how she drivels in absolute misery while men aren't sure what to do with her. She has become absurdly mad, driven to insanity by DEMANDING the "right" to individual thought and generally opposing groupthink. It's due to the brainwashing the conservatives teach her and all the regressive ideas like standing up to "censorship". How could she be so backwards thinking? Even the gay community is protecting her tweets. She is full UN...

Ope-Ed: I Should Tell Someone Resembling Lucius Malfoy All My Problems

I was thinking about what an innocent woman able to sue for mysogyny said to me today, and, I think I can tell a Death Eater anything. Lucius Malfoy seems like a really nice guy. Seen as the villain, but deep down, very lonely and also scared of Voldemort. Yeah, I could grab a beer with him. Pinkerton will definitely come back to me, he promised he would return in three years! I know I can count on him to be true to his word! Oh wow oh boy!

Ope-Ed: I Will NOT Defend this Woman, After She Dressed Like That?

She should probably wear hijab like what the bailiff asked her to do. How DARE she show her sinful curly Q's on camera and show her bear, I mean, bare arms! Men can see what she is posting on social media! I'm offended that she would DARE wear a romper with no sleeves around such innocent men being defamed for who they are... Anyways, back to my job at OF. Hi Kings, tiddy photos are half off this Daddy's Day.

Ope-Ed: Smileberry Art Cannot Possibly Build Chemistry with Other Comedians and Doesn't Know Them

Zach...change me... I want you....to change me. Turn me into a vampire. Let's go already, I'm over 18.

Ope-Ed: I'm a Self-Diagnosed Kleptomaniac and I Was Silenced for Speaking Out

I gotta make a statement...about my body...and how I was violated at the hands of Israel because I didn't get diagnosed with autism and ADHD like I wanted. Because.

Ope-Ed: I'm Offended and I'm Entitled to Other People's Stuff

I suffered the hands of evil autistic people and I should be allowed to have their headphones because poor black people have none. No one disabled cares about the poor man's pain! Take their headphones, they are not inclusive enough!

Brave Freedom Fighting Wicked Witch at Smileberry Art DEMANDS More True Twin Flames

We here at "Twin Flames Universe" want to be sure that kids of all ages feel safe and welcome! That's why we're making sure that we want YOU to hand over any Palestinian addresses containing girls from ages 0-17. We're looking for all kinds of girls to help them find their true twin flame and call out their evil false twin flame (who is most certainly of the male gender, INCLUDING AHEM trans men)! We will find them, and we WILL initiate harmonious union. Stop getting defensive and join our galactic resistance today!

Palestine Does NOT Recommend Ostracism Awareness

We wanted to make sure we put out a very offensive statement calling out hypocrisy: The Israeli government keeps putting cameras in their pigeons! The aliens are going to eat Palestinian kids and touch your mom. Hide your ankles around the men and guard your women at all costs! Act out, get mad.. don't let those men control you! We're telling all our friends not to shop at Smileberry Art!

Ope-Ed: I Was Wrong to Abandon My False Twin Flame

I have been reflecting on my privilege inscribed in my skin these past two years, thinking about the atrocity I did in abandoning my false twin flame. She wanted something more than a friendship, and because of me...she wanted to die. Had I dated her and taken her seriously and not clutched my pearls around her tender mixed black and white skin...I would have walked free. But I didn't choose her, felt tempted by someone else's true twin flame, and the guilt is 100% my own. No one made me defame her but my own inherent pride, ego and arrogance. I am ready to finally surrender this coming July, and enter harmonious union with the one who is truly meant for me. No more betrayal, no more cheating, no more being tempted by so many men. I'm ready to settle down, and give up jazz forever. My name is Alexis. I'm a true twin flame, and this is my survivor story. I remain a tenacious and brave survivor of the horrors of the IDF. That Twitter account? It's not even mine. It...

Evil False Twin Flame Small Business Owner Plays the Victim, Genocides Some Trannies

Trans people simps on Twitter everywhere are in absolute SHOCK and HORROR as one evil business owner put out the following tweet: "Being trans doesn't give someone the right to sexually harass a female stalking survivor." In an additional GASP, she also tweeted, "Someone who believes in false twin flames is the stalker and is not facing a genocide. I hope they get therapy that won't validate a delusion," after she brooded over the body of a freshly dead trans kid who got misgendered by his mom.

Ope-Ed: I Hate Teenage Boys, Boys Suck!

Hiya kids, wanna come to court and hang out with Jeff and Shaleia? Don't tell your grandparents now! *runs off cackling like the oppressed spellcaster I am!* I do NOT need to lie down, I know EXACTLY what I am doing!

Ope-Ed: I Hate Both Men and Women, The Gender Binary Sucks!

Hi bailiffs, wanna see my dick and tiddies? I'm so hot now bye amz cringe.

"Into the Woods" Gets Name Change

In a stunning revalation by Stephen Sondheim's ghost, the man has revealed beyond the grave that there was a slight typo when marketing one of his musicals, "Into the Woods". At the insistence of many fan requests, Bernadette Peters herself has confirmed with Disney regarding the 2014 film as well as future stage productions that the name of the musical is now "Into the Words". Should anyone like this curse reversed, no cow as white as milk, cape as red as blood, hair as yellow as corn and slipper as pure as gold can appease the late composer's spirit. Deal with it.

Ope-Ed: I Should Throw Bikes for a Living

I've been thinking about my times and experiences as I face persecution from racist Nazis, and I was recalling this one very brave freedom fighter saying he was going to crash out! He was in so much distress that even the mugs he shattered felt his grief. How could the evil system do such a thing and take a white woman's word over his? Today, I feel inspired to lead so many black people, not any of that "don't take his crap" feminazi language that hurts innocent trans youth, but to try my hand at a new sport that I came up with all by myself, bike throwing. I could make so much progress, pave the way forward, and channel my anger into no longer poisoning any cute black cats with lead in the walls, or gaslighting innocent people saying they "bullied" me, but in a new competitive field that will start new Olympic world records two years from now. I'll need some funding to do it, so if someone could wire me $25,000 for my new house, knowing how hard it ...