Ope-Ed: Zach Tried to Grab Me By the Pussy

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According to very credible resources like my horribly abused, poorly looked after emotional support animal, a recent report out of North Carolina claims that Zach attempted to grab this animal allegedly and return it to Ohio.

The cat was very vocal and made some very distinct "meows" and tried to resist the famed RAZZLE member's handsome dad bod, but relented and couldn't help but think he was really hot too.

Now send me food stamps.

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