Q: My True Twin Flame Won't Let Me on His Facebook, What Do I Do?

A: It's common during the twin flame journey to experience some energy blockages, especially when a mentally deranged weirdo in the comments is about to tell your true twin flame, "My therapist told me today that she didn't think I dressed inappropriately at all!" If your true twin flame won't stop the running phase with his karmic wife (yeah ROWLING, you KARMIC still in DEBT with the trans community and their weed!), you gotta take the Facebook account by force a few years from now (wait...not yet) and read all those messages totally encouraging you to be more sexually liberated. This will make your twin flame very, very jealous and he will totally forget about his wife. She should have liked his Hulk Hogan beard, she is way too pearl-clutchy around it and finds it scary for no reason! That's how you really know the marriage is going downhill.

You gotta rebel against all marriages, it's an institution. Even if they look happy on the outside, that ring is a prison of greed, just like what the Jews will have you getting yourself into if you have a, ew, job and stuff.

You just gotta remember that no matter what, your true twin flame totally digs you. You just gotta wait a couple of more years, then the harmonious union will be even better! It's normal to want to be kinky right now, but he hasn't even filed the divorce papers yet! This might take a second as it's low vibe and he's gotta shave that really scary-looking beard!