Sources from Hell Forced to Tolerate a Soul Named Jolene Constantly Attempting to Steal Male Souls of the Damned

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We here at Axis Line Media 6 are perpetually vexed and distressed that Dolly Parton's hits were not accessible enough to the eternally damned, after all that Satan did for her, saving her a seat at the table and all she did was push him away and praise Jesus and be all homely and stay married to the same man. Isn't she supposed to be abusing the sacrament of marriage and really make the Lord above question whether or not famous people treat marriage like dating? Why would she stay married only once, that's just WEIRD!

AND she was an Israel supporter. At least there is no genocide in hell!

We've been putting up with Jolene in the firey put constantly putting the make on men who rejected God and didn't want Him around. If only we had such lovely singers down here to make her stop and we can't think of anyone down here to discourage this tyranny.

All we get are copies of Patsy Cline cover albums by our dwellers but sung out of key with nothing but tritones...ugh!

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