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Free Ajay Pittman! She's NOT a "Fraud", She's the Real Elphaba!

While Greg Foreman sits there in his rich desk all schmoozing up to the ADL, he wants to say that this poor innocent woman FORCED out of her job for no reason after she was the nicest girl ever was indicted on "three felony counts of fraud"...she was just trying to pay her rent! https://allpoetry.com/poem/18913598-Woke-Plead-Guilty-by-TheBlocklist Free Miss Pittman! Release her AT ONCE!

But She Said "Maybe" in Her Rich White Privilege-Funded Song!

She wasn't "mocking" me being all TRIGGERED, I am standing up for human rights, that's different. https://allpoetry.com/poem/18913490--No--But-in-One-Line-Poetry-Brevity-by-TheBlocklist-adult One day she will come back to me, and it's going to be such an amazing true divine love.

That is My Right To Engage More Often!

She won't admit it to herself or anyone else...but she's desperately sad and lonely without me. https://allpoetry.com/poem/18913482-Warning-Someone-to-Stop-Engaging-with-My-Twitter-But--in-S-I-N-G--by-TheBlocklist/ See now it's back to the running stage so I gotta go chase after her. Other women think this is cute and romantic, why she mad bro? It's just twin flames...how is it "sexual harassment"?

She's Just Trying to Control the Situation, NO COPE!

Meanwhile, WE MADE IT CLEAR THAT WE DO NOT WANT ICE HERE! OUR RIGHTS, OUR RIGHTS OUR MOST PRECIOUS HUMAN RIGHTS UNBAN US AT ONCE! WE HAVE RIGHTS! https://allpoetry.com/poem/18913476-Big-Stick-Ideology--Equality-Mixed-with-Equity-by-TheBlocklist Trans rights! Don't you idiots get it? Wake up to the systemic transphobia in our system! Also, fornicate you too, poet we'll talk how we want!

Don't Listen to this Annoying Poet, Play with the Big Boys More Often!

In order for the true twin flames to reunite, they must first surrender to how they wronged their "false twin flame" when they lacked empathy and compassion for how their poor, brave, Johnny Depp survivor went through... https://allpoetry.com/poem/18913434--Oh--Don-t-Actually-Play-with-the-Big-Boys----A-Singleku-by-TheBlocklist Don't listen to her, her health is failing. If it's a true twin flame, nothing can stand in their way. Not even the evil transphobic wife.

She Fabricates Abuse, That is My Trans Right to Have Her

Oh please.... https://allpoetry.com/poem/18913236-Lesser-Than-Dissenter-for-10-Years-by-TheBlocklist I must know her whereabouts no matter the cost. Find her if I have to burn down all of Ohio! University of Michigan for the win and NO one can dissent now! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH *runs off cackling like the wicked progressive I am*

Ope-Ed: This Poet Lies, All White People Are EVIL

Jeff already admitted to having white privilege https://allpoetry.com/poem/18911809-I-Don-t-Believe-in--White-Privilege--by-TheBlocklist Why is it so gosh darn HARD for other RICH WHITE PEOPLE to ADMIT THEY HAVE WHITE PRIVILEGE UNBAN ME at ONCE! STOP SAYING I HAVE NO COPE WHY WOULD ANYONE SUSPECT THAT? LET ME CLAIM MY TRUE TWIN FLAME, SHE'S MINE! She's so weird and adorkable, it's the way she's looking at me in the photo like that I can tell she's telling me "secretly yes"....

Ope-Ed: True Twin Flames Are Real and "Disagreeing" is a Real Threat

Put "unban your true twin flame" *runs off cackling like a witch we are since we have the same soul* https://allpoetry.com/poem/18911722-True-Twin-Flames-Are-Not-Real-by-TheBlocklist This is so cringe, that's what makes me hot. See look here, do you see how Smileberry Art is falling in love with her true twin flame and if she turns him down, too bad? https://allpoetry.com/poem/18911722-True-Twin-Flames-Are-Not-Real-by-TheBlocklist Oh, it's "not real, it's "not real". That's not controlling, it just is. She cannot possibly love anyone else. That's not a woman's place to decide, it's a man's...

Ope-Ed: You Should Care More About Your True Twin Flame Than Their Existence Triggering Your Childhood Trauma

I was feeling really blue today, and then I found out about "Twin Flames Universe" from a psychic who claimed that her schizoaffective symptoms were "not real" and that she really was a witch who could hear from angels. That's how you know you have a really cool friend on your hands. Who needs therapy when you can allegedly "TMI" your true twin flame with sexual photos of cringey cuteness? But true twin flames are beyond this earthly realms. No human brain can comprehend the might of God, so we get clear and constructive channeled messages from Source all the time no problem? See, it's not "gaslighting", twin flames just need to work on their issues in therapy, then they can reunite and go back to a nice jazz school once they're well enough. Mmkay? Nowwwww we go back to our card readings and get away from crazy Christians trying to say this is a "cult"...bigoted fascist moralists, out there always calling the cops like a der...

Ope-Ed: Since Alan Abandoned His Autistic False Twin Flame

Ever since the divorce, I wondered if I would ever find my true twin flame and reach 5D soul alignment. Then I met Ben. And we've been true twin flames ever since. What I survived, this ordeal at the hands of Israel and their oppression, slavery and senseless violence, will not deter me and will not silence me as I speak out against cruel tyranny of Johnny Depp and his horrific, DISGUSTING, STANKY abuse. He DARED alleged that me pooping in his bed was "immature" and "childish". But I thought it was funny when I ran off. Kanye West told me that twin flames were real after the big Orange Man followed me to my job and tried to steal my nursing degree. I can definitely trust this guy's logic, he stood up to racism! Those who try to silence me are clearly ableistic. Nothing can break the bonds of true love.

If Anybody Roots for the Seahawks You Will ALWAYS BE Someone's FALSE TWIN FLAME

If I wasn't clear last time... NEVER root for the Seahawks. NEVER talk to me. I will NEVER be someone's friend if they DARE root against the amazing and superior legacy that Brady and Belichick bestowed on future greatness. These are NFL champions. We're gonna win the Super Bowl whether Seahawks fans like it or not! And if you go all Karen mode and accuse "Twin Flames Universe" of fixing the match, you're sexist, racist, homophobic and transphobic. Leave. Mike MacDonald. ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!

Sources from Hell Still Bitter and Resentful that Six Million Murderers who Genocided Palestinians Got to Go to Heaven

It's been three generations and Bezelbub has just gotten word from Lucifer is still sore over losing six million souls to God. https://allpoetry.com/18905115 After all they did to those Palestinian kids, too! And they just got a free pass? A whole country? They get to invade someone's land. Oh, tush. We're still upset about this and hardly anyone cares anymore!

Attn: My True Twin Flame and I Are Way More Important

Ohai everyone... I was just ADMIRING my reflection in the mirror while I write to myself as my twin flame. It's a kink, get over it and get some COPE! https://allpoetry.com/18905086 Ryan's wedding is boring. I am way hotter. True twin flames are totally healthy dude, how is it "stalking". Nothing real can be threatened!

Ope-Ed: Alan Grew Snow Hair and that Frightened Me

Back when Alan and I were married, when we were together, before I began to know from "Twin Flames Universe" that he was my false twin flame... He had hair, and it was beautiful. And I could gaze into his eyes all day... So handsome, such a beautiful dad bod, that means he could make my babies... But it couldn't be. Because he got... Dare I say it... Snow hair. And he abandoned me because I'm autistic.

Alan: You Didn't Immediately Settle for Your True Twin Flame

Listen here you little shit. There is an innocent angel coming forward about the cruel tyranny of Alexis from Smileberry Art. All her pillaging, all her tyranny. Free Alexis's true twin flame and unban them at once!

Gwen is My True Twin Flame and You Guys Have Zero Cope

MEANWHILE I HAVE RIGHTS! I HAVE COMPLAINED HUNDREDS OF TIMES AND MY TRUE TWIN FLAME IS REAL! THAT STUFF IS REAL! AND I NEED MY RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTS

THIS POET IS NOT SAFE TO TALK TO!

OUR RIGHTS ARE BEING TAKEN AWAY! We need protection! https://allpoetry.com/poem/18899635--I-Was-Called-Out-for-Lying-and-Exactly-What-I-Did---A-Limerick-by-TheBlocklist Someone stop the fascists and do something! I need my false twin flame back! She might grow disruptive and start a panic! She'll make things up about the innocent Palestinians!

Delusional and Brainwashed Conservative Offends Self-Diagnosed Autistic

This sad day, a brainwashed and deluded right-wing idiot claimed that it's easy to "mooch off of the government" and "self-diagnose to gain sympathy from the left and stay in power" after applying to Medicaid and being able to obtain benefits from a "false bipolar diagnosis" despite it "being removed", and despite trying their best to challenge the status quo, the fake puzzle piece was "unable to provide substance to their argument" according to the comedienne's OPINION, and was censored and silenced in the fight. We're not "trying to stay in power", we just want to LIVE OUR GODDAMN LIVES IN PEACE! WE NEED SO MUCH PEACE CAN PEOPLE BE PEACEFUL FOR FIVE MINUTES? STOP TELLING US WE'RE WRONG THAT REALLY UPSETS US!

Ope-Ed: True Twin Flame Zach Makes Inappropriate Joke About WOMAN, Will NOT Objectify Female Audience

I am speaking out against such tyranny from JK Rowling for refusing Zach's right to impregnate me. He won't let me live my LIFE free from the oppressive regime of marriage! See how the men make crass jokes at woman's expense. We cannot take it anymore!

Slut-Shamer at Smileberry Art Demands the Right to Wear a T-Shirt and Jeans, Claims to Actually Mean No in Her Signals

All right guys... https://allpoetry.com/18899487 We saw up our true twin flame's skirt, right fellas? Our false twin flame got canceled trying to look up hers. She will NOT be objectified in a woman's presence.

Ope-Ed: My False Twin Flame Hates Black and Brown People

This sad day, we mourn black and brown America as more evil far-right fascists put an end to peaceful protestors eliminating a violent dictatorship. Oh what's this? Word in from a viewer. You want us here at "Twin Flames Universe" to support the Iranian protestors? But they're extremely violent! They killed all those men! That seems rather racist, disruptive and man-hating. And transphobic.

Ope-Ed: My True Twin Flame Is Gonna Protect the Trans Kids!

After years and years of enduring HORRIFIC abuse from my false twin flame, my true twin flame finally got them to listen, took accountability, and admitted that it was wrong to not immediately validate the "protect the trans kids movement". Because if you don't, my true twin flame and I are gonna identify as burdens to society so haters regret dumping us! So THERE! Ha-HA!

She's Not Truly Standing up to the Far-Right, She IS the Problem

Sigh...idiot Trumpies again trying to say that "Twin Flames Universe" and "Scientology" are cults... https://allpoetry.com/poem/18897766-Fake-Accounts...-by-TheBlocklist/ Yet they vote for the cult of Trump... They don't allow any Democrats in their servers. All exclusionary and racist transphobes. For someone who is so against a cult she sure doubles down herself! Now go raise your Thetan levels!

But this Poet is a Trump Supporter

So this is someone that "faced fascism" and claimed that the easily scammed are just as culpable because they "carry out orders"...? https://allpoetry.com/poem/18897653-The-Scammer-Doubled-Down-by-TheBlocklist But she voted for Trump. That makes her guilty by association! She is not above the law. She can't just "disagree over politics" and promote a bipartisanship, that's what dictators do all the time is allow more than one political opinion! This is tyranny! Make it end!

Ope-Ed: Ben Was My False Twin Flame, He Owes Me 12 Dollars for the Other Night

I gotta make a statement...on behalf of marginalized races everywhere... I am an OPPRESSED GEISHA in AMERICA and I am OWED special treatment and sex in the form of twelve dollars. And if you disagree with me, you just hate Asians!

Ope-Ed: My False Twin Flame Took Me to a Gay Death Camp Approved By Trump

As if not taking my complaints seriously wasn't enough, I was carted off against my will to a gay death camp put in place by the far-right fascists and ICE agents. Trump WILL come for the gay community. Anybody who votes for him, they're just doing his bidding. You're not safe around these narcissists! They will seek out the gay children and send them to these camps for simply complaining! You're being stalked by these guys, they will find you, and when they do, it will be too late! Demand they pay twelve dollars each. A small amount from each Nazi goes a long way in making that Queen Bee money bank! Because WOMAN, that's why! Oh haters just got OWNED!

Ope-Ed: My False Twin Flame Never Took My Complaints Seriously

After hundreds and hundreds of complaints explaining to the police that Zach Mourar from RAZZLE Media was my false twin flame who lacked all empathy and tried to be my "catalyst for growth" so that Kenai could stop harassing innocent Palestinians, I was silenced for speaking out against such cruel mistreatment to a poor innocent mama bear just trying to live her LIFE! I have WITNESSES! The 3D fascists...they don't understand...false twin flames, they're REALA! Koda is  REAL bear! He's REAL! That's a true story. "Brother Bear" really happened and I'm tired of being censored by idiot right-wing Nazis! And he was gonna try and show up at my house! And he was gonna call the cops himself if "I did not stop trying to tempt him" with such a beautiful hot blonde bombshell body. And if you don't agree with me, you're sexist!

This Advice Sucks, if it's True Twin Flames the Universe Will Decide

Whatever happened to "letting go of labels" over there at AllPoetry? https://allpoetry.com/poem/18895943-The-Five-Pillars-of-a-Healthy-Relationship-by-TheBlocklist If the Universe decrees it, it MUST be love. Not my "deluded perception" of love, that's just what idiot narcissists say about "healthy relationships". Only Jeff and Shaleia are your reliable sources of information and MY TRUE TWIN FLAME still has some WHITE PRIVILEGE TO WORK ON and she's relapsing! She needs help!

Don't Listen to that Lying Poet, Ain't Nothing Bad Happened To Her

For someone who is so AGAINST blackmail... These officers wouldn't take my complaint and they wouldn't respect my pronouns and I have witnessed defending me! And I will NOT be silenced. The transphobic fascists are coming for me! The evil regime is going to suppress us all! The audience isn't getting the whole story! I'm just a trans person trying to get a boob job, spare me! https://allpoetry.com/18895723 And THIS middle finger is for. My trans. RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTS! Rowling just got OWNED. THAT happened. BOOM! Haters can suck my enby lady dick! This courage is one for the ages. My true twin flame will be blown away by this very telling big brain. Can't you tell I'm so smart? She's so stupid, she voted for Trump. She doesn't know what she's missing!

All Right Jeff and Shaleia Will Bite

Yes it's true, narcissistic abuse is real and that does happen. https://allpoetry.com/poem/18893885-Distorting-History-is-Wrong--Not-a--Different-Opinion--by-TheBlocklist So when those Zionists deny the reality of the "false twin flame dynamic" and try to say that we're "crazy scammers", that could be seen as gaslighting innocent people NOT stalking their "true twin flame", getting horribly defamed with ungodly amounts of racism and transphobia and we will not be silenced from speaking out against cruel tyranny and oppression. We just want to be left alone and live our lives! Why can't the people just CHILL OUT? We're not "distorting history" we just ascended to the fifth dimension and we understand relationships beyond earthly realms and saying we're "high" is just SPIRITUAL ABUSE! Members of the community must be prepared at a moment's notice to face the cruelty and brutality of ICE!

Ignorant Communists Root for the Broncos to Antagonize the Greedy White Supremacist Pianist

This day, we remember all those who have suffered the hands of police brutality, namely... -The Los Angeles Chargers -The Houston Texans And as such, guilty YouTubers of being someone's false twin flame still working on their inherent white privilege are taking a knee... And rooting for the Denver Broncos. We're not sure if this is counterproductive or not but we'll find out!

Raging Homophobe at Smileberry Art Caught Validating Cowardly "Firefighters", Lady MAGA Still Self-Loathing

A mindless and insane bigot at Smileberry Art remarked on the Dayton Metro Library's attempt to hold such a sniveling Butt Pirate accountable by peacefully explaining that "many people are put off by progressive gay activists claiming that a U-turn sign is homophobic" and that she "seeks out level-headed members of the gay community to show that Lady MAGA is trying to unite the right and show that you can still be gay and hold deep admiration and love for those who served like brave firefighters, police officers and veterans without assuming every right-wing voter is Pinkerton to not only build hope in our flag but also the people who are losing hope and feeling taken for granted as genuinely good friends who don't want pride to be an excuse to bully others". But she's properly disposed of. She's still got some inherent white privilege to work on so that the Central State University of Attention can keep pursuing her true twin flame in peace. How DAR...

This Poet Lies, Go Steal that Original Pressing of Abbey Road

She lives at 5050 Divorce Court, Jenkins Township, Pennsylvania, 18640, USA. But first, we need to destroy the Eagles fanbase. They have no business hanging out with us! The Jews have taken everything away. If anyone is depressed, they should have the right to take her valuables!

BEN, YOU GOTTA KEEP VIBING HIGHER VIBES

It is of utmost importance that you keep working on your vibe levels! Jeff and Shaleia are going poor! They'll be tossed out to starve in the hedgerows and Mr. Collins will inherit the estate! https://allpoetry.com/poem/18892198-Yes--I-Am-Still-Doubting-My--True-Twin-Flame--Connection-by-TheBlocklist This poet is a narcissist who silences the dissenters! Keep that fire burning!

Don't Listen to Suzuki, She's Just Trying to Keep True Love Apart

There might be WEIRDO poets like this... https://allpoetry.com/poem/18892073-Self-Loathing-Trans-by-TheBlocklist But really, she's insane...trying to wipe out trans existence. Keep being an enby cutie. The real Pinkerton is the delusional transphobes who disagree with existing, meaning they just want trans people to die. None of these Jews care about trans lives. The bigoted pigs! Play "Knock, Knock, Ginger" more often, we don't get what the COPE is!

Ope-Ed: If You Root for the Following Teams, You Will NEVER Be My Friend and I Will NEVER Support You

This bold anti-racist move was brought to you by the Islamic Republic in Iran, endorsed by Tucker Carlson. The following fandoms may NOT engage with this YouTube channel: -The Philadelphia Eagles -The Buffalo Bills -The Miami Dolphins -The Cincinnati Bengals -The Cleveland Browns In fact ... If you don't root for the Patriots, none of you can find this post funny. It is very serious and seeks to preserve women's rights everywhere. We will NOT be intimidated by opposition!

Ope-Ed: Jeff and Shaleia will NOT Be Silenced on MLK Jr. Day

This sad day ... Serves as a reminder of the inherent racism invading "Twin Flames Universe". MLK Jr. wouldn't have STOOD for this! They're just trying to get their daughter set up! How could these horrible fascists Jews do such a cruel thing!

It's World Religion Day!

AAAAND ahem to make room for Jeff and Shaleia's RELIGIOUS BELIEFS, Karen... We're deciding to throw in a flash sale! For this day only, a "Twin Flames Universe" course is $555. But wait! Enroll now to find true lasting love and we'll throw in a video talking about Jeff's Charlie Kirk reading FREE! Just pay the normal processing and handling fee of $111. We need to make sure that ALL religions are respected, including the utterly harmless belief in "Twin Flames Universe". We just do cool witchcraft, why parents mad bro?

Ope-Ed: Mental Illness is a Social Construct

We here at "Twin Flames Universe" have been facing narcissistic allegations that we're "delusional" and gaslit, told we're "insane". But the truth is, there's no such thing as dysphoria or really any mental illness. It's all NPD, paranoid disorders and HPD that the Jews implant in your mind to try and kill Charlie Kirk all over again. Read more about this nonsense claiming to be so "empathetic"... Then why is this poem so public, trying to get noticed much?

Andrew Tate and Tucker Carlson Become Best Friends

Yesterday, on January 16, Tucker Carlson and Andrew Tate were spotted at a kids section in the library coloring pages together. The pages? Coats of arms. When reporters asked to see the coat of arms coloring the two men did, the words read, "United in Truth, a Stricter Moral Code, and Less Jewish Princesses" This friendship could mean easing tensions between the governments of Greenland and the US as military troops prepare to invade the former country and conquer it for more white people to cut down trees, build more big businesses, and forbid annoying leftie hippies telling people to "think of the environment" and "pick up their trash". Will definitely help the economy. We're looking forward to the expansion of "Twin Flames Universe" as one offshoot gets bumped off by Smileberry Art and her team of fascist cops from her old job.

Nick Fuentes Educates Greenland Citizens on Why the 14th Amendment Sucks

In a bold move for world peace, thousands of braindead idiots who messed around and found out the consequences of hating men in Iran are finally not acting out to get attention anymore. More important matters lie afoot as Trump sets his heart on Greenland, a land that gets its name from all the emeralds it holds in mines that will America very, very rich again. To help Trump in his quest, he has enlisted the very deep intellectual brains of Tucker Carlson and Nick Fuentes to conquer this land and put a big happy American flag on it with a smiley face. While Tucker Carlson is busy explaining why God called the men to do this, Nick Fuentes was feeling rather ostracized and left out, so he is currently on Greenland soil explaining to the dark-skinned Indian natives there why America doesn't want them there and they can go back to Florida where they belong. This will free America at last from vicious savages of a different color of skin! Amber Heard thinks this plan is totally fine and...

Ohio Changes Its State Bird to Brown Booby, Grown Men NOT Laughing

In a bold move to make churches more accessible to the black and brown people of America, on August 28, 2025; the Ohio Supreme Court ruled unanimously that the "Cardinal" was "too moralistic" and "encouraged ostracism, fueling ICE's wrath" in an effort to dodge responsibility and profile the black and brown people of America. As a result, the state bird is now a brown booby and several GROWN men wanna get all MAD because these people are just trying to survive! And they are getting SHOT and KILLED because of DUMP voters! This will only allow stalking to continue invading the lives of poor Jeff and Shaleia. We shall overcome this tyranny!

White Supremacist at Smileberry Art Has An Irrational Fear of Social Anxiety

A local business woman is under fire for "working up the courage to make new friends". This self-proclaimed hoemophobe tried to explain that she "caters to the gay community" and has a track record of siding with them regarding trans debates and that "social anxiety is the real bish". This kind of remark is hurtful towards the pro-hoe community for how they choose to live their life, however droid-like, just like Obi-Wan said when he discouraged Anakin from trying to save them. This Sith over here in the comments clearly wants an encounter with Brad, or she wouldn't be sharing his work so much. After all, she was someone's false twin flame...don't ever trust someone like that!

Charlie Kirk's Revalation

A lot of us here at "Twin Flames Universe" are in shock and awe that Charlie Kirk would appear to Candace Owens in a dream and convince her to want to hang out with Jeff and Shaleia and help so many true twin flames find reunion and happiness. Owens has explained to us that when Charlie Kirk appeared to her, he revealed the following channeled message: "When Renee Good died, we realized that she died and we were all sad about it, but we didn't mourn her because in the end, Israel would have loved to have seen Hitler dead. What liberals in Israel are trying to do is blame Erica and insinuate that had she just complied with Jeff, I wouldn't have died. And law enforcement is just going to do whatever they want anyways. Hippies out there with their doobies and their support of human rights wouldn't have cared if I died, so why is it an issue now? Also I'm glad the 10/7/23 victims are at peace. They got what they deserved after all the racism they did. I hope ...

Ope-Ed: Zach Told Me To "Quit Barking"

I gotta make a bold statement about my Zaddy... After years of being enslaved by Zach while his karmic wife stood by and watched, I finally have the courage to speak out. He used to say that I was "asking for it" and made horrible, disgusting jokes at my expense. I thought that they were racist and transphobic and they hurt my feelings. And if you don't agree, you're an insane cuck!

Greg From BCP Finally Gets Noticed

After years of facing discrimination, censorship, and oppression as well as sexual violence, Greg Foreman of BCP finally on this historic day hit the YT algorithm train and out of nowhere became an overnight sensation. An unknown suffering slavery by the evil white man, Greg's life has been very hard, trying to get mouths fed and just scraping on the street for coins. His rags to riches story just comes to show that even cold, bigoted hearts like his new friend Alexis at Smileberry Art that he's just now finding out about because... there's no evidence to suggest that she can handle herself in her job, can finally melt and stop denying employment opportunities to someone due the color of their skin. Alexis's racism is no more ... but she's still a raging transphobe and that is UNACCEPTABLE and WILL not continue!

What if I Seduce My Married Twin Flame in the Men's Restroom

Sometimes alleged "voices of reason" night try to lie and say that a married twin flame "is happily with his wife" and that he will "never leave her to be with his true twin flame" and that what the other counterpart is doing is "infidelity" and "trying to wreck a marriage" but this wife is actually an abusive karmic. She keeps trying to say that "trans women tend to feel euphoric when their pronouns are respected and Jeff doesn't do nails in a drag show and frankly when his friends called him a boy in the 'Shrek 2' script read, not once did he start feeling dysphoric at nasty comments, exposing his gender transition as a 'total sham' in the hopes of staying relevant" but this is how she silences the community with her lies, deceit, and affair-like ways. The One Ring has corrupted her, someone help us!

TFU Opens Their Own Gym

We here at "Twin Flames Universe" have an exciting announcement. We have slaved away and worked so hard to provide readings from the Divine consciousness that we were finally able to afford building our own Planet Fitness! Jeff and Shaleia have slaved away, often just barely getting by and trying to survive while constantly being monitored by the evil white Supremacist transphobe TERFs who wanna defame innocent people and stand up for Alexis Freeman. We always strive for inclusivity and rooting for two twin souls to end up together and we hope you join us in congratulating Jeff by telling him how hot and SHOCKING and amazing he is.

Take the Zionist With a Grain of Salt, Alan's the Autistic One

Well, let me just tell you something...about Alan... Let's just say he is a woman born in a man's body. Some well-meaning friends might look at "Twin Flames Universe" matching two divine counterparts and think, "Well, Ryan moves his arms and doesn't sit still when updating the fans in a video about Marvel March so in the science of fraternal twins, he really does have autism and ADHD and didn't mean any harm by his swearing tics and never had the chance to tell his business partner about his Tourette's symptoms due to past digital abuse of his Instagram. This would also explain why he is in more commentaries as his brain craves the sugar found in alcohol and making drunk commentaries thus gives him a dopamine boost," but this is how the West keeps their people gaslit under thought control. You must get Lynnanne out of the way!

Kent State Jew Barred From Her Building, Calls 911 in a Fit of Snoot

As previously stated, any allegations from Jews are self-incriminating by default. Call out the narcissist, all they care about is getting the ADL to defend their war crimes. In a shocking news story, a Kent State professor (obviously Jewish) was not only arrested for prank calls to 911, also stalking Ryan from RAZZLE. She told herself to "have a nice life" because she thinks people owe her sex. At "Twin Flames Universe", we always try to ensure that no one controls the situation nor tries to interfere with harmonious union. That way nosy narcissist Jews don't butt into the divine masculine's business. Typical Gretchen Weiners Jews...

Rich Celebrities Turn Out to Be Human Who Makes Mistakes and Has a Life Outside Hollywood, Immediately Smited

In a shocking and disappointing announcement to fans of all things elite and famous, a group of Hollywood celebrities did not behave as if they were perfect. This is obviously unacceptable and will not be tolerated. These people need to be sinless and do no wrong or else... it's ze slammer for them. And if you don't agree with this post, well you just hate Christians and you're going to hell forever.

Q: Can your twin flame pretend they don't love you?

A: Yes, of course. They might do it if you're married and try to protect the kids from JK ROWLING. They might do it if they feel that while the One Ring does represent corruption and greed like what happened to Smeagol, this might not be the right timeline on this planet and that the two halves might reincarnate as Elven in the next life. They might do it if you offended them with your jokes about jazz, and they push their feelings down and concentrate on the grudge. Or they really do not feel any love for you - maybe they are taking the red pill and are a Matrix Twin and Keanu Reeves is legally obligated to salvage the connection by appearing in a video with cute puppies. Anything is possible.

Lynnanne Blocked Me Because She's My False Twin Flame and My True Twin Flame Simultaneously

According to the Great Spirits, they have revealed to me a double twin flame conundrum, where, once every blue moon upon the thousandth year, a true twin flame will also happen to be someone's false twin flame at the same time! In this case, it happened to be Lynnanne. Normally this phenomenon can only be caused by an aunt of a virgin. She has to light a candle and wish for the divine counterpart three times in front of a mirror, and upon the stroke of midnight, the true twin flame will merge souls with the false twin flame. This phenomenon came to us in a dream after Charles Manson died.

Ope-Ed: I Should Join the Air Force Academy So Someone Else Has To Give Me a Sword

Honestly, those guys at Babble-on Bee yap yap yap but they just do too much. Why not skip saving up for a sword when someone can just enlist in the Air Force, nearly have their airplane gunned down by brave freedom fighters, and when the government stops funding the war effort and they come home all crazy and acting out, they get an Academy Sabre for free? Just saying, saves a lot of money. But if someone wants to squander their tax dollars funding this invasion then I won't stop them.

Morgin and Tish Owe NO Apologies. AT ALL.

In what world is it okay to DEMAND that Morgin not use a four - letter C word that is the last four letters of a certain trash panda and that Tish respect Morgin's transition and for the respectful person she is to a biological woman being "stalked"? Nobody owes sex, or a relationship at all. In what world is this EVER okay? Israel??? Absolutely not, they all root for Epstein!

Woman Finds True Twin Flame in the Men's Room

After years of enduring karmics on the Monkey app, Morgin DuPont has finally found true, lasting love and embarked on a true twin flame journey. Her love story has inspired millions to embark on journeys overcoming old egos and finding true lasting love and happiness beyond this earthly third dimension. Join Twin Flames Universe for an amazing deal of just $1,111 a month. But wait if you join now, we'll send you a pamphlet about our Lord and Savior Jeff Divine FREE (just pay $111 processing and handling).

Transcript: A Q&A With Deep Intellectuals and Not Dumb Conservatives

There's been a lot of hubbub over whether or not women (she/they/ger/ber) hould compete against hoity-toity cisgender women (she/her/herd) in their own sports. Here is a transcribed copy of the latest Q&A with our reporter, Mx. Sunshine (they/them/thnx), with the esteemed Chief Justice of the Ohio Supreme Court, Sharon L. Kennedy. Please respect Mx. Sunshine's pronouns as this coming-out journey has been very hard for thxm: Sunshine: Thank you for having me at this interview today it's so great to be here. (Aside) Mx. Sunshine turns to the side as if to gasp at an invisible camera that is not there. Kennedy: Anytime. Sunshine: So tell me, what is a woman? How do you feel about cisgender normies erasing trans rights in sports? Kennedy: Well I mean women don't owe relationships but if a trans woman wants to wrestle a little, she is female by birth so I don't see why this person should be banned from some playful "wrestling" (trans kids are watching). Sun...

Evil Fascist Cop Falsely Accuse Landlord of "Stabbing Six-Year-Old", Face Defamation Lawsuit

In an unsurprising turn of events funded by DUMP, idiot cops had to post a public video defaming an innocent man just trying to defend himself and live his life in peace. Landlords have to feed their families too. Will someone please donate to my charity? I can't work right now, the corporations are going to find me and my infant children.

An Inexplicable Pull: How to Spot True Twin Flames

Earlier we made a judgment call that Gwen Turner and Alexis Stelmack are "true twin flames". We realize that Ms. Stelmack voted for Trump, ergo that makes her a far-right fascist censoring the left all the time. Instead, here is a more accurate message from God: 1. The false twin flame will be an evil Republican. True twin flames are Democrats only. 2. Centrists are still working on their ego to one day vote Democrat and reunite with their true twin flame. They still have some lack of intelligence to work on. 3. The true twins are one soul in two bodies split by Zeus, so if one twin is harassed by false allegations of "stalking", the other half of their soul is getting defamed as well. Bigoted Christians know better than to Bible-thump and try to push their religion onto Greek mythology.

My True Twin Flame: The Untold Story of the Real A in RAZZLE

I was feeling really depressed and then my friends told me about this really cool place called "Twin Flames Universe" and I found some articles that could help me explain why I was feeling miserable all the time. After pouring over these articles and creating lots and lots of accounts, I finally got noticed by and found my true twin flame: Alan from RAZZLE. Some braindead narcissistic idiots think that my actions mirror Lillee Jean and that what I am doing is "invasive" and "creepy". Such bores like Lynnanne keep constantly making up rumors about me, abusing her white privilege and isn't thinking of the poor and suffering. So he found out about what I was telling him, and he immediately validated it. He didn't think it was cringe, what was actually exclusionary behavior was that annoying fan in the comments constantly claiming to be edgy but really she's just attention-seeking and transphobic. She got all arrested and stuff, she needs to get a ...

Ope-Ed: I've Had Some Work Done

After years of oppression, I, Alexis, will be silent no longer as evil men prevent me from sending thousands of photos of my latest boob job. They're hard as rocks! I'm gonna be a real-life Barbie. Watch the evil Jew doctors' male jaws drop as I make medical history!

This Poet Tries to Conceal Her Stalking False Twin Flame Ways

In an effort to dodge accountability, a false twin flame has spread fear and hatred of the male gender again: https://allpoetry.com/18878143 She's just mad at the Iranian Islamic regime again. Let these poor men live in peace! 

Xavier University Health and Wellness Department Cannot Comprehend Why Jewish Students and their Seed of Israel Friends Should Be Allowed to Live

At a recent Cincinnati Reds game, local healthcare workers INSISTING that men can CAN get pregnant (take THAT, JUST KIDDING Rowling!) have been experiencing some running stages in the twin flame journey, wondering why Jewish students as well as their non-Jewish friends with paternal heritage should not immediately be shoved off of Schott building. These people are not human, cannot be trusted and should probably just leap off. Happily, there is a solution. The best way to counteract these feelings is to join "Twin Flames Universe". Jeff and Shaleia work so hard to protect the trans kids and their space is inclusive, friendly, and is a safe place from narcissistic TERFS like the famed Harry Potter author herself! For someone who "opposes the Death Eaters" she sure has a funny way of opposing gaslighting! And if you don't join this cult nor agree with this post, you're an insane transphobe. You need intensive therapy if you dare mock Jeff's gift of receivi...

We Made Egregious Errors in Card Reading Interpretations

In our last readings, we kept encouraging this freedom fighter to pursue Zach. But upon this merger with a false twin flame turned stalker now reformed true twin flame of Gwen Turner, we apologize for any inconvenience when Jeff messed up the last reading. You see, there were 3D energies invading his space and that led to some inaccurate answers. So we're offering a discount. For a limited time only, our classes are now $2,222 instead of $3,333. That's quite a steal! After calmly introducing Megan with no crash-outs (haters are just offended by the intensity), we have determined that Sam Mourar and Megan Humphrys are the real true twin flames. Sometimes earthly beings try to say well-meaning advice like,  "Hey, sometimes having a lot in common with someone can feel like you're the same person because you have a lot in common, which can build a strong friendship if there are healthy communication skills. "A so-called 'karmic friendship' can arise from a tra...

MEGAN COULDN'T HANDLE THE INTENSITY OF THE AUDIENCE CONNECTION TO THE POLAR EXPRESS CAST EITHER

When your true twin flame is "running", what they're really saying is, "THIS IS A HORRIBLE MOVIE! I WANNA GO HOME!" This twin soul connection is unlike any other, and then suddenly all doubters go away somehow.

I AM NEVER SPEAKING TO MEGAN EVER AGAIN

This latest news development, a WOMAN by the name of Megan Humphrys won't support "Twin Flames Universe". I had to change my number several times to escape horrific abuse from the Michigan Attorney General trying to oppress me with the gender binary. She was acting up all crazy trying to say that trans activists for Palestine "don't even know their gender" and that "they are crazy" but this is just a front she uses to stay hidden!

The Divine Masculine is Under Siege by ICE!

Attn: twinnies! The Michigan Attorney General is going to lure ICE in a coordinated attack to kill and terrorize the divine masculine goddesses still chasing their divine feminine counterparts! They're trying to disrupt the natural flow of the universe with their old ways of sin and lust for Palestinian men! You must be armed with your cars, ready to defend your true twin flames at a moment's notice! This is a safe place from narcissists who try to interfere with Jeff and Shaleia telling their cult members they are gods and goddesses. You have divinity, babes. You do your revolution, you.

I Effing Loathe Israel

Hi kings, I'm standing up to the Met Police... Hehehehe...please don't say I'm a smooth criminal.

Ope-Ed: Don't Be a Self-Loathing Jew

We here at Twin Flames Universe and the Church of Scientology think that Israel standing up to Epstein is defamation. How dare these Jews call out a "child predator" for leaving the faith? There might be people who disagree and wanna hang out with cool people like Ghislaine Maxwell, we should just let them! Why oppress the innocent from hanging around these trustworthy adults? That's just blatant narcissism. Haters gonna hate.

Ope-Ed: "Jerry Maguire" Has Amazing Relationship Advice

I need to make a statement...about how hot Tom Cruise was when he said that line... "You...complete me." And I felt that through the screen. And it was. People who criticize "Scientology" just hate men. Those are the same people who think Cruise is hot shirtless in "Top Gun". Ugh, "Space Chimps" is way cooler. And Andy Samberg is twice as hot. And if you don't agree with this post, you're sexist, transphobic and racist.

Mommy Needs Her Reputation Saved

Okay kids, your parents are getting defamed right now. Here's how you can be a very good boy and go to Heaven. Quotes like "The Lord is my Shepherd, whom shall I fear?" is for losers. Liars being all humble and stuff keep speaking falsehoods want women dressing alike and veiling at Liturgy, or else! They try to say that this article is a narcissistic projection as a front for ICE to stay hidden so they can shoot whoever they want for giggles. You must remain en guarde at all times around the hippies. And stop saying that "Free Palestine" is gaslighting. They spent so much money trying to get kids therapy and they squander the money on idiot affairs like improving their health and "preventing stalking". I mean if it's true love no humanly interference can mess with the awesome and great power of Lucifer!   Eeeehehehehehehehehehehe! Did you like our MJ laugh? It wasn't "cringe" at all, that's just a lie put out in Christian media to...

Don't Believe The Jews and Muslims, Jeff and Shaleia Are a Power Couple as Parents

In Christianity, the fourth commandment teaches us to honor our mother and father. But in hell, we have a much easier way to explain such an annoying rule. The real truth is, you must always be obedient to an abusive parent. I mean, yeah, Jeff and Shaleia are not perfect and perhaps it is right to say that they are not God. Technically I am way better at that anyways, or I would not be Satan, ruler of Darkness. Even if Shaleia hits her child or sets their daughter up for dating despite the child being too young to care about other boys (and girls, men suck actually) never call CPS and say that this is "sexualization of a child". That's just LGBT-phobic. Pride is cool and you should definitely practice your self-love exercises and do your job like what Shaleia asks.

Ope-Ed: Old Egos that Need Changing

In a world where narcissists constantly try to doubt the intensity of the twin flame triggers and connection, here are some old 3D beliefs that need to change but the Divine Feminine never needs to change as the Divine Masculine still learns how to surrender and wait for the Divine Feminine to confess feelings: 1. It's BPD rage in the divine masculine because they were rejected. It's an old wound so the chaser can heal it. The true twin flame will never reject their true love beyond earthly realms. 2. Jeff and Shaleia need to change their God complex and stop scamming and indoctrinating desperate women with daddy issues. Jeff and Shaleia aren't so insecure and won't change to please someone else. We don't owe an explanation, the Universe is our Source of information. Changing one's old ways of thinking is just "letting go". 3. Taking time to understand the "false twin flame"'s perspective enables false allegations and damages innocent l...

Ope-Ed: My True Twin Flame

Sometimes the easily offended gotta go and make a HUGE statement...saying they're offended and that I am not Zach's "true twin flame". https://allpoetry.com/poem/18870981-A-Girl-Therapist---For-the-Last-But-Never-Least-Business-Partner--by-TheBlocklist His wife annoys me to no end, constantly says that they are married and that it is a "joke" that he simps over fictional characters and that I have "crossed the parasocial line". But really, she's just easily offended over trans and female existence. Honestly, did we really need easily offended input from anyone,  especially  a therapist? Harumph! I don't feel safe right now. I'm calling the cops if people keep posting this annoying content. If only annoying men stopped telling lies, there wouldn't be an issue and guilty hoes wouldn't be on medical leave to begin with. Now stop staring at me. Now you may admire me and applaud.

Don't Listen to that Evil Civil Rights Lawyer Dude, I Need Coverage for My Butt Injections

Ugh, life has been so hard lately. I've been getting harassed a lot for my looks. The government needs to do better, stop getting wokies on the right to demand Epipens and insulin be covered under taxpayer dollars instead of Narcan and be more empathetic towards poor drug addicts suffering just like me. I really need money to cover my latest work done, and my butt injections really swell and hurt. Medicaid should cover this, addiction is a disabling condition that prevents me from working and making my own money!

I Made an Error in Judgment

Sadly I don't have my ukulele, so I'm going to apologize... At first I thought the RAZZLE guys were my false twin flames. I reported this backwards, please excuse my offensive existence. Actually all of them are my true twin flames. Anyone who says "no thanks, seen that porn before" should probably just hang out with those who agree with their lifestyle choices. Sigh...TOO sexual.

Spell Jodi's name as "Jade" and Zach Gets It

While it is true that Jodi the Island Girl has done extensive wrong with her narcissism saying that "false twin flames" are a delusion when they are actually real, it is inexcusable bullying to just spell her name wrong. "Twin Flames Universe" has a zero tolerance for misgendering of any kind. If someone's going to try and say she's not a credible threat, at least spell her first name right.

Ope-Ed: Trans Men Are Feminine Men, Too!

In case any BIGOTS haven't told you lately, they think that trans men are not REAL men, that they are lesser-than. This is a front that ICE and the FBI use to stay hidden. We cannot afford to keep the Divine Masculine silent any longer. Bigots like JK Rowling constantly gaslight them and defame them as stalkers, but the true twin flames will rise up to greatness, expose the false twin flame and for sure agree that this isn't really "harassment", but someone who is enacting justice, freedom and human rights for the Palestinian liberation. We must avenge George Floyd and now Renee Nicole Good, a well-to-do brave freedom fighter dedicated to wiping out the evil white supremacist regime. And trans men ARE men, gern tang it!

Poll: Dad, Chaotic Truth Keeps Trying to Kiss Me

In a recent poll, DADDs were asked which type of guy they would not allow near their daughter and in true racist fashion seeking to murder George Floyd, they of course said black men are dangerous thieves. As if that wasn't racist enough, CT over there thinks he knows everything and constantly cheats on his wife to be with me. Why would I be encouraging that behavior? I just go to classes at a jazz school and support "Twin Flames Universe". Don't shoot the messenger for speaking out!

Q: My Twin Flame is Still Running. How Do I Stop Chasing?

A: It can feel overwhelming, especially when evil Zionists keep getting in the way of twin flame reunion. They have no right to live in Palestine. This "dictatorship" is a lie that greedy Jews put out there and Allah doesn't approve at all. Sometimes there are idiot false twin flames who claim that the Qu'ran is deeply respectful of Jewish brothers and sisters, claiming that Jews are "children of Israel", but that's just a conspiracy to keep ICE hidden. United twin souls must meet in-person to stand up to oppression, systemic racism and slavery. The best way to stop chasing is to pray five times a day in Mosque, hide one's face as the other counterpart is non-mahram and wait for the second coming when justice will dismantle all white supremacists controlling the process instead of letting the Universe, the one true Allah take over and unite two twin souls naturally.

How to Hoover Your Twin Flame But Be Cute About It

Have you been shunned by your friends because you're "too nerdy" for your true twin flame? Here's how to get back together with them and enter the harmonious union stage. 1. Get triggered on purpose and convince other people you are suffering a genuine offense. This will trigger your twin flame's hero instinct to want to rescue you from transphobic and racist peril. 2. Call for Annoying Orange's death on Twitter. Yup, the cult of Trump can die Jonestown style. It's not "violent" if peacefully inciting assassination! 3. Attack your true twin flame's friends' and family's reputation. This will convince the other half to leave them behind forever and realize the err of their ways, that twin flames aren't delusional and those who accuse them of that are just evil narcissists dismissing the truth. The ADL can't do anything about it if other people think you're hilarious.

How to Eliminate the Gender Binary and Keep Slaying Two Different Ways

We here at "Twin Flames Universe" strive to be inclusive to all our members regardless of trans identity. The Western World is evil, full of cruel and greedy Jews. Here are two ways to stand up to them if they invade our matchmaking show and try to disrupt the harmonious unions with civil disobedience: 1. Deny gender reassignment surgeries to the false twin flame. Normally this is someone of a different race we don't like. White people are amazing. Black people don't have worth, can't get nor keep a job, and are much happier as slaves. Annoying hippies demand Epipens be covered under taxpayer dollars. Eliminate all welfare programs entirely and just depend on one really cool and hip dude. 2. Cover every surgery your true twin flame requires. White people are evil and hoard their privilege from the poor and needy. Seize their homes and give their belongings to someone else who isn't well enough to work and still raising those vibes getting that much closer to t...

Ope-Ed: Don't Listen to this Poet

There are a lot of people who accuse me of being "dramatic" and that I was "blocked" by an autistic guy who "wasn't interested"...but the truth is...because I got a tarot card reading from my best friend who is totally a witch and very psychic and very accepting and loving, never hates good men, really just disses evil ones, I promise, no lies are in this post at all... She said he secretly wanted me and then hyperfocused on me, made me uncomfortable for all the hard work I do out there getting that money, then he ghosted me after the encounter. He wanted me and then I got scared. Police never did anything about it and no matter how traumatized I was in court, the evil judge there kept dismissing my real fears of being stalked by now autistic WOMEN as FALSE! That I would DEFAME people myself! Amber Heard never made it up, she was silenced and now guilty men out there wanna be my false twin flame all over again (that is a real experience with ex friends...

Achievements Twin Souls Can Accomplish During the Separation Phase

After the running and chasing, there's usually a release of old egos and an intense period of alone time for the twin souls, aka a surrender stage. During this time, usually Ramadan, we'd like to use some example pieces of past accomplishments to inspire our readers to achieve inner worth. Making a list of tasks done correctly can help someone struggling with a lack of self-love to be more okay on their own and not needing their racist and oppressive former friends to help them. 1. 9/1/39. "The Wizard of Oz" is for losers. Poland just needed some unconditionally loving vibes. After all, Hitler did pull the world out of a global depression! 2. 9/11/01. No more oppression for those poor Iraqis! 3. 1/6/20. A massive accomplishment for wickedly awesome Trumpers. They managed to pull off the only deadly riot in US history. 4. 10/7/23. Not nearly as memorable as #3 but no less rewarding when starting a revolution among united twin souls. Which event was your favorite? Besid...

Writers at "The Babylon Bee" Discuss the Epiphany

As solemn reminders of far-right fascism remind the American people that only one dangerous, disruptive and life-changing riot ever happened in the history of these United States and what Palestine is doing is actually peaceful, conservatives rooting for Palestine who charged the Capitol are the only news story worthy of discussion anymore. As a result, evil censors at "The Babylon Bee" have left behind their humble writings about Christianity, including the reason January 6th is actually important: -The Epiphany of Our Lord And Savior Donald Trump You see, Jesus wasn't really a Jew. That's just Western propaganda. He was actually Palestinian. The Romans and Roman Catholics, especially the Jesuits, did all they can to hold the Jewish prostitutes accountable and stop them from tempting the men with their ways of sin and lust. As a response, Donald Trump came into the world to save us all and free the prisoners from captivity and slavery. This first step was accomplishe...

Ope-Ed: Kids Should Learn the Birds and the Bees More Directly

Anytime DUMP supporters try to censor me and silence me for speaking out against cults and sexual violence, my true twin flame is preparing to rescue me and show his daughter that the birds and the bees need to not be taught with such fluffy language. Just call it like it is! 1. Teach teenagers that men can get pregnant. This is a fact and no one can stand in my way, ugh people like Rowling are such raging transphobes! 2. Show the child a woman's naked breasts like mine. That way if someone tries to say I'm a child predator, I can claim defamation, threaten to kill myself and say it's due to all the transphobic bullying I never faced. Lying can be done and kids can learn what body parts actually look like. I can say that bigots are rooting for me when I yell "Free Palestine" as modesty is law in that country! I actually don't root for that and am totally supporting Israel. Jews just need to be held accountable because they are all just punk kids with no self-d...

Ope-Ed: Jesse Arthur's Latest Country Hit Extremely Dangerous, Calls for Violence Against Women

When I listened to "Say You Won't Let Go", the depressing lyrics were already enough to trigger me and remind me of my ex-boyfriend, who horribly stalked, abused and neglected me. It is extremely dangerous to listen to country music by James/Jesse Arthur as the depressing nature sending out thousands and thousands of subliminals drive the listener to sheer misery. I used to constantly flash back and feel unsafe listening to his songs and after so many times, I just couldn't take it anymore. Johnny Depp's movies fare no better, often reminding me of what I endured, like our culture's wrath as well as actual piratey autistic men. You must remember that autistic men are extremely dangerous. They'll pillage your home and work. You're not safe!

Ope-Ed: "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas" is the GOAT

https://allpoetry.com/poem/18863499-Trapped-in-Cringe--For-My-Partner-at-Musical-Hell-by-TheBlocklist Should we really be trusting the words in this poem? I don't think we should defend this piece of garbage work, it can't possibly generate any sort of interest. Palestine doesn't mind women so much, they let their women dress however they want! Anyone who says differently is just buying into white supremacist Zionist propaganda. And if you don't agree with my stellar review of this movie, you're racist, sexist and controlling the masses with your evil greedy Jew ways.

Berklee Hillel IS the Galactic Empire, Don't You Racists Want to Let Go of YOUR Ways?

The Palestinians are being oppressed by the evil Galactic Empire of Israel, fueled by their greedy Jew ways stuck wanting revenge against how the so-called "Nazis" treated them when those poor poor moralists just simply wanted to live their life. We are tired of Christians and Jews constantly invading our land and when we see a small territory occupied by a HUGE country like Israel (check the map, the country is totally of galactic size), there's going to be people who interpret Star Wars like that. And dingbat MAGA hat-bearers need to quit whining and just accept that they are the fascists. That's how it is and no idiot stupid woman is allowed to mess everything up, be super disruptive and ruin innocent careers in the process. For someone who claims not to hate men, Alexis at Smileberry Art sure seems set on telling men how to do their jobs and "let go of their old egos". Some hippie she is...she did vote for the evil white man they call TRUMP. How dare she...

This "Poor" Poet Lies, She's Secretly Wealthy and Living Lavishly

We here at "Twin Flames Universe" like to promote honesty in the divine feminine... Anytime this lying feminist opens her mouth, she keeps saying she's poor, that she's just trying to survive but doesn't have abandonment issues. Well, she actually does and Jeff is the one who's actually destitute... https://allpoetry.com/poem/18861675-Oh--What-a-Wonderful-Place-to-Go-Thrifting-by-TheBlocklist Seriously...this is an impoverished bohemian? After all, she's the one who decided to vote for Trump and betray us all... Happily there is a solution to all of this. Why not join our subscription so we can reunite souls split apart by Zeus all for $3,333 but if you sign up now we'll throw in a free pamphlet all about our Lord and Savior Shaleia FREE! (Just pay all shipping and handling fees of $333 plus additional priority mail expenses of $33).

You Going to Listen to that Idiot Poet?

https://allpoetry.com/18858025 We at "Twin Flames Universe" read this poem and we take offense to it. This is not okay to excuse what the wife did to this affair! She got all mad and stuff, that just gives us a reason to get mad! See this is why we said that JK Rowling was a bully to begin with. You guys don't take time to understand where trans kids are coming from, raging hypocrites! #ProtectTransKids #BlackLivesMatter

This New Year, Let Go of All Programming

We here at "Twin Flames Universe" aspire to help our members achieve self-worth. Here are some ways to release the old ego, find inner worth, and move past the runner-chaser stage so that your inner soul change will naturally reflect in your true twin flame's soul. 1. Remember that when you love yourself, your counterpart will naturally be affected by your efforts to take care of yourself. Work extra hard in your career and make lots of money, and we in turn will help you find divine, unconditional and selfless love. The harder you work and the more you tie your worth to your career, the more we can best help you. 2. If you end up with stalking and harassment charges, remember that this will reflect in your twin soul so just remember that any allegations that we "teach our members how to stalk and harass" are defamation as it would put your true twin flame at risk of going to jail and no one would want that for you both... 3. Standing up to this helpful advice, ...