Mommy Needs Her Reputation Saved

Okay kids, your parents are getting defamed right now. Here's how you can be a very good boy and go to Heaven.

Quotes like "The Lord is my Shepherd, whom shall I fear?" is for losers. Liars being all humble and stuff keep speaking falsehoods want women dressing alike and veiling at Liturgy, or else! They try to say that this article is a narcissistic projection as a front for ICE to stay hidden so they can shoot whoever they want for giggles. You must remain en guarde at all times around the hippies. And stop saying that "Free Palestine" is gaslighting. They spent so much money trying to get kids therapy and they squander the money on idiot affairs like improving their health and "preventing stalking". I mean if it's true love no humanly interference can mess with the awesome and great power of Lucifer!

 

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Did you like our MJ laugh? It wasn't "cringe" at all, that's just a lie put out in Christian media to justify the moral police.

Anyways, about sparing "sinful" (aka really hip and cool) parents of feminine gender identity (gender is a social construct after all) from slavery:

1. Stand up to other family members who don't immediately obey contradictory orders. They need to be arrested for lying to the police. They secretly love their true twin flame and Shaleia is a hot mommy!

2. Dissenters helping other people escape "Twin Flames Universe" must be barred from court. Pitting people against the cult leaders is gaslighting too and they should not be forced to change to please others. This is guilt-trippy and hurts Shaleia's feelings. Sure, she is a bit unorthodox but she has always provide for her family. Ruling alongside Jeff doesn't stop her from doing her job, why do losers gotta be all self-employed? Why can't they just go work for other people, they're so lame.