Ope-Ed: Kids Should Learn the Birds and the Bees More Directly

Anytime DUMP supporters try to censor me and silence me for speaking out against cults and sexual violence, my true twin flame is preparing to rescue me and show his daughter that the birds and the bees need to not be taught with such fluffy language. Just call it like it is!

1. Teach teenagers that men can get pregnant. This is a fact and no one can stand in my way, ugh people like Rowling are such raging transphobes!

2. Show the child a woman's naked breasts like mine. That way if someone tries to say I'm a child predator, I can claim defamation, threaten to kill myself and say it's due to all the transphobic bullying I never faced. Lying can be done and kids can learn what body parts actually look like. I can say that bigots are rooting for me when I yell "Free Palestine" as modesty is law in that country! I actually don't root for that and am totally supporting Israel. Jews just need to be held accountable because they are all just punk kids with no self-discipline. See? White privilege is totally real. They just won't acknowledge it.

3. Tell me how amazing I am at my job. I get laid all the time. Sex is a contest and the best sex workers get all the money. It doesn't "get withheld via financial abuse" by the pimp, that's just propaganda. Me being a sex worker doesn't interfere with my ability to do my job and get all that money. I'm just expressing myself, it's not harassment if done consensually! My true twin flame was all playful and teasing me on the internet, he totally loves what I'm doing. He just can't handle the intensity of our relationship. He totally knows me like the back of my hand and I got all this attention, lots of people watching me, and haters can suck my mangina! I am so sick and tired of immature bullies telling me to "stop getting triggered" and that my beloved "doesn't actually know me and that offends me. I need to cancel someone, who will help me?