Don't Listen to that Evil Civil Rights Lawyer Dude, I Need Coverage for My Butt Injections

Ugh, life has been so hard lately. I've been getting harassed a lot for my looks. The government needs to do better, stop getting wokies on the right to demand Epipens and insulin be covered under taxpayer dollars instead of Narcan and be more empathetic towards poor drug addicts suffering just like me.

I really need money to cover my latest work done, and my butt injections really swell and hurt. Medicaid should cover this, addiction is a disabling condition that prevents me from working and making my own money!

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