Andrew Tate and Tucker Carlson Become Best Friends

Yesterday, on January 16, Tucker Carlson and Andrew Tate were spotted at a kids section in the library coloring pages together. The pages? Coats of arms.

When reporters asked to see the coat of arms coloring the two men did, the words read, "United in Truth, a Stricter Moral Code, and Less Jewish Princesses"

This friendship could mean easing tensions between the governments of Greenland and the US as military troops prepare to invade the former country and conquer it for more white people to cut down trees, build more big businesses, and forbid annoying leftie hippies telling people to "think of the environment" and "pick up their trash". Will definitely help the economy. We're looking forward to the expansion of "Twin Flames Universe" as one offshoot gets bumped off by Smileberry Art and her team of fascist cops from her old job.