Writers at "The Babylon Bee" Discuss the Epiphany

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As solemn reminders of far-right fascism remind the American people that only one dangerous, disruptive and life-changing riot ever happened in the history of these United States and what Palestine is doing is actually peaceful, conservatives rooting for Palestine who charged the Capitol are the only news story worthy of discussion anymore.

As a result, evil censors at "The Babylon Bee" have left behind their humble writings about Christianity, including the reason January 6th is actually important:

-The Epiphany of Our Lord And Savior Donald Trump

You see, Jesus wasn't really a Jew. That's just Western propaganda. He was actually Palestinian. The Romans and Roman Catholics, especially the Jesuits, did all they can to hold the Jewish prostitutes accountable and stop them from tempting the men with their ways of sin and lust. As a response, Donald Trump came into the world to save us all and free the prisoners from captivity and slavery. This first step was accomplished by launching a massive freedom fighting attack on our nation's Capitol building.

Today we commemorate the three wise men bearing gifts: that one guy with the horns that got pardoned, the other guy with a big sign that said "Socialism" with a "No" sign to prevent gaslighting the poor Palestinians on welfare, and the random third guy with a "Don't Tread On Me" banner to signify the dangers of the hippie movement.

It was a grave and sad day...and for that, BLM and Palestine is truly sorry.

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