Ope-Ed: You Should Care More About Your True Twin Flame Than Their Existence Triggering Your Childhood Trauma

I was feeling really blue today, and then I found out about "Twin Flames Universe" from a psychic who claimed that her schizoaffective symptoms were "not real" and that she really was a witch who could hear from angels. That's how you know you have a really cool friend on your hands. Who needs therapy when you can allegedly "TMI" your true twin flame with sexual photos of cringey cuteness?

But true twin flames are beyond this earthly realms. No human brain can comprehend the might of God, so we get clear and constructive channeled messages from Source all the time no problem?

See, it's not "gaslighting", twin flames just need to work on their issues in therapy, then they can reunite and go back to a nice jazz school once they're well enough. Mmkay? Nowwwww we go back to our card readings and get away from crazy Christians trying to say this is a "cult"...bigoted fascist moralists, out there always calling the cops like a deranged Karin...