We Made Egregious Errors in Card Reading Interpretations

In our last readings, we kept encouraging this freedom fighter to pursue Zach. But upon this merger with a false twin flame turned stalker now reformed true twin flame of Gwen Turner, we apologize for any inconvenience when Jeff messed up the last reading.

You see, there were 3D energies invading his space and that led to some inaccurate answers. So we're offering a discount. For a limited time only, our classes are now $2,222 instead of $3,333. That's quite a steal!

After calmly introducing Megan with no crash-outs (haters are just offended by the intensity), we have determined that Sam Mourar and Megan Humphrys are the real true twin flames.

Sometimes earthly beings try to say well-meaning advice like, 

"Hey, sometimes having a lot in common with someone can feel like you're the same person because you have a lot in common, which can build a strong friendship if there are healthy communication skills.

"A so-called 'karmic friendship' can arise from a trauma bond, whereas a lasting healthy friendship happens when you can have a lot in common and hold shared values but still recognize that everyone is unique and no one can truly be exactly like someone else,"

But these guys just vote for Trump. They don't know what the hell they're doing. Out there with their guns and their God. If only they knew about Jeff's divinity. Shaleia didn't make a baby if she didn't see him as one amazing God of Thunder...eeeerheeherherrr