Brave Freedom Fighters at the Onion Are NOT Offended by Common Sense

In a brave move for free speech everywhere, The Onion writers were congratulated by their audience just like they wanted when they wrote a parody piece saying JK Rowling escaped an insane asylum.

They are the ones with common sense. They can even name all 500 genders. Don't transphobes get it? They can name them all right now...

In a moment, they will get right back to you, they just got done offending someone with their very loud cries on the trans community's behalf. We took to the headquarters themselves to get a firsthand comment on the piece, what some call "justified gaslighting to pass off abuse as humor".

"AND THEY HAVE HUMAN RIGHTS TOO. THEY ARE VERY ANGRY RIGHT NOW. THEY HAVE TRANS RIGHTS TO THINK ABOUT. That is NOT easily offended behavior OR something a SCHIZOPHRENIC patient would do. We CAN name what the third gender is called and that is NONBINARY so THERE AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! AND ALL YOU FASCISTS HARASS US! How DARE they! We need TIME to name those 500 genders, it's a FEELING, just go with it!" cried their CEO, Ben Collins, as loudly as possible.

We tried to use de-escalation tactics and ask Mr. Collins to name those 500 genders, but he has fled the office at 3PM to come home to all those SSDI benefits. We will have further information momentarily. Be right back!