How To Get Your True Twin Flame Back On Twitch

There are a lot of annoying obstacles in twin flame reunion, but happily, we have the answers! Here are some easy steps to ensure twin flame reunion in no time, just a few steps and no hassle!

1. Subscribe to his Twitch. Paid subscriptions get low-vibrational energies to look to you as a leader.

2. Demand more inclusivity! Can't just be a leader and show the inclusivity you seek by example, that's what Jesus did and that would out you as a narcissist. Instead, sit around and watch the Divine Feminine's content while demanding other people like your comments.

3. Ignore police warnings to "stop stalking and harassment". Those allegations are false and deeply serious and can end up in lawsuits. That's bad, tisk risk!

4. Do videos where you talk about patients. It's not a HIPAA violation if they annoy you as a nurse and distress you to the point of ER visits!

5. If a moderator on another channel tells you to stop, look to your Divine Feminine to always be down for the ride and catch your fall.

6. Join the "Twin Flames Universe" membership program. It costs a lot but this could mean saving your soul! Are you really willing to risk eternal damnation by pushing the love of your life away?

7. Appeal every restraining order and call the police saying your "false twin flame" sexually abused you. This is the truth, the way, the light. Anything Christian conservatives teach at The Babylon Bee is poo poo garbage.

8. Wait until every restraining order expires. Then contact your true twin flame again. He will realize the err of his ways, overcome his legal abuse and fall into your arms.

9. Don't let the monogamous narcissists tell you how you can and cannot dress. Having karmics makes your true twin flame jealous and want to come to your aid!

10. Be that prize channel member. It's because Jeff and Shaleia care so much, they're not greedy for money. They have a daughter to marry off too! Be that hoe honey go out there and get that money AWOOOGA!