Georgia Moves Unanimously to Secede from the Union, Becomes Another Planet

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In a unanimous vote in the Georgia Supreme Court on Monday, the Southern state known for goobers and "S*ng of t*e S*uth"'s motion to secede from the Union was granted in a landslide vote.

The state will now be a different planet and departs Earth in the not-too-distant future (aka May 2026) to settle near Moron Mountain so they can watch as much "Family Feud" as they want.

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