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After inquiring to St. Peter and other angels at the Pearly Gates, representatives at "Focus on the Family" mistakenly entered Tonga as a demon. We will try to do better by Jeff and Shaleia and keep a stricter, moral hold on family life. We regret to inform our members that Tonga, Duchess and Frankenfurter are actually a trio of canine angels in Heaven and while we realize this is not what our members want to hear, we will try to get more animals into the happening place of fire and brimstone. They haven't met Jazmine yet though St. Francis of Assisi has assured the three that she is a very good dog and that they will enjoy her company. Jazmine has since forgiven the bee whose wings she ripped off when it came near baby Alexis before that rotten child became an adult and got busted for cocaine use. Keep raising your vibes/Thetan levels and one day you will break the running/chasing stage too!

Hi, Chinese people of Twitch, tap to see my dick hehehehehehehehe. I'm sorry my dog can't join you. ... ... You have dirty minds, stupid men!"

This Thanksgiving, wives are encouraged to just "focus on getting the Thanksgiving dinner ready" and avoid husbands at all costs, mainly because one man thought he was acting his age and that he was oh-so-hilarious by Dutch ovening his spouse on Thanksgiving Eve. Santa is watching...are we being good for Christmas? Because if not, we're calling the police and taking away trans rights. Can't be making jokes like that, it hurts the trans community's feelings.

In a press conference on Friday, November 24, 2025; Trump announced that for the New World Order, ICE will be taking over the following protected groups with the help of pregnant women taking tylenol to ensure that the autism is present in the next generation, ensuring the safety and comfort that his commands WILL be carried out, no exceptions. "To commemorate amazing progress with autism awareness, I am signing an executive order making Tylenol consumption legal again. This will ensure that we have a new generation of children already diagnosed with illnesses like autism that will pose a threat to foreign adversaries, like trans people. The following steps will be taken to ensure that our country is safe from evil Jews controlling the media and making me look bad. 1. We're rounding up all the Jews. You can't trust Jews, they all love Epstein. There were good Christians on both sides. 2. Get pregnant moms loving that Tylenol. It's a big, beautiful pill that will produc...

Satan once again is REELING and totally offended because instead of getting Frankenfurter as a demon like he wanted, those precious goody two-shoes up there in Heaven got to give him a halo and angel wings. Frankenfurter was a very good dog in life who brought joy to his family but NOT Alan's true twin flame which was CLEARLY unacceptable. Hellspawn needs to pick up the pace and get more animals on their side. Can't watch "Space Chimps 2" or any "Hocus Pocus" remakes if they don't!

Hi true twin flames, wanna show up at Sandra Bullock's house claiming to be engaged?"

After all of the cheating, relentless cheating, I am happy to announce that it's now legal to marry three people again. No, those photos are not from a "fan meet and greet", I am actually Beyonce, there's no distinction. This isn't an attempt to upset any jealous rivals or antagonize and harass them, I make the rules and Gwen does what I ask. I'm not "abusing her", I am employed by RAZZLE and I can prove with outdated photos that polygamy is okay! Never settle for monogamy, it's not natural for a woman. You can't trust those evil Trump supporters. They're controlling the media, no I didn't just "help" someone sane and stable win with 14 likes, you're just delusional. And you WILL love me.