Ope-Ed: A Reminder to the Audience that I am Engaged to Gwen

After all of the cheating, relentless cheating, I am happy to announce that it's now legal to marry three people again.

No, those photos are not from a "fan meet and greet", I am actually Beyonce, there's no distinction. This isn't an attempt to upset any jealous rivals or antagonize and harass them, I make the rules and Gwen does what I ask. I'm not "abusing her", I am employed by RAZZLE and I can prove with outdated photos that polygamy is okay!

Never settle for monogamy, it's not natural for a woman.

You can't trust those evil Trump supporters. They're controlling the media, no I didn't just "help" someone sane and stable win with 14 likes, you're just delusional. And you WILL love me.

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