Trump Unveils New Far-Right Regime Plans Along with Epstein Files, Currently Recruiting Pregnant Women Taking Tylenol

In a press conference on Friday, November 24, 2025; Trump announced that for the New World Order, ICE will be taking over the following protected groups with the help of pregnant women taking tylenol to ensure that the autism is present in the next generation, ensuring the safety and comfort that his commands WILL be carried out, no exceptions.

"To commemorate amazing progress with autism awareness, I am signing an executive order making Tylenol consumption legal again. This will ensure that we have a new generation of children already diagnosed with illnesses like autism that will pose a threat to foreign adversaries, like trans people. The following steps will be taken to ensure that our country is safe from evil Jews controlling the media and making me look bad.

1. We're rounding up all the Jews. You can't trust Jews, they all love Epstein. There were good Christians on both sides.

2. Get pregnant moms loving that Tylenol. It's a big, beautiful pill that will produce a generation of warriors prepared to do Thanos-levels of truly great bidding.

3. Those moms need to give birth to autistic children. If they see a Jew, stab stab stab.

4. We're going after the gays next. They are not human and cannot raise children. I will force the supreme court to agree with me that marriage is between man and woman.

5. All the gender insanity will be thrown into insane asylums. Marcus Dib is the first to go, goodbye Marcus. You're a TERF, we won't support you.

6. We're going to force hyperfocuses on the women, because we can tell based on the look on her face that she liked and truly needed it. Especially the forty-somethings on Facebook posting minions memes."