What To Do if There's a WORST-Case Scenario in the Emergency Room

Let's face it...a lot can happen in 15 minutes. But what if one of the gravest most horrifying situation were to occur in the ER...a Jew...or even WORSE...you have to treat a TERF as your patient?

Here's what to do if this person is going for one of their many trivial issues like heart attack or stroke? These situations may seem unbearable and that there is no possible escape, but they can be handled with a few simple strategies.

1. Alert health police so that way they know who to watch out for. The only good Jew and TERF is one that doesn't make it to discharge paperwork, so we like to make sure we're very inclusive of ALL religions like Islam and keep Allah and brave workers happy by ensuring religious diversity and equitable justice and freedom for all, so we need to make sure our worker rights are still intact even when the Jew or WOMAN would dare invoke her HIPAA rights.

2. Call your attorney. These people are way better than therapists. They care about your feelings so much that they appreciate how much you feed their families. Starving lawyer kids need accommodations too...keep paying them!

And that is all.