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I, Carla Wyatt, never got a chance to share my side of the story making history as the first black treasurer to stand up to patriarchy and pave the road for black people everywhere. The evil moralists who charged me with "burglary" kept saying that "Thou shalt not steal", but the white man constantly stole opportunities from me, so I thought I was just evening out the score. It's not theft if it's self-defense. White supremacy will not win, and I will find a way to help the people overcome their inherent white privilege, release me and put an end to racial profiling across the 50 States, and later, the world. And then one day we will know peace.

Hey everybody! This opinion is the most important. This stupid girly dude in a dress thinks he knows what he's doing. I hate this cop, I hate his family, and I hope this pedophile dies. Is he dead yet?

We the people of "Twin Flames Universe" demand an explanation as to why someone with schizophrenia would be publicly humiliated on camera when she was just trying to reunite with her long lost father, Donald Trump. The woman is just trying to live her life free of gaslighting and then #TRIGGERED cops gotta get all mad and arrest her instead of get her therapy. This stigmatizes the community and fails to protect innocent women just trying to do their jobs. These negative biases cannot continue in a free world. We need more card readings to get to the source of the matter and reunite all twin souls everywhere. Somewhere her divine counterpart is getting arrested because she is and they have a soul tie. How do these evil police people explain themselves?

In a brave statement obliterating raging transphobes, we'd like to feature the voiceless, our innocent children oppressed by morality that doesn't give someone an option to identify how they please anymore. Trans people constantly face prank calls denying their existence that they have worked to maintain for millennia. Trans people have always been here, this is not news. What is news is why SOMEONE had the AUDACITY to go and bully innocent people with the following quips, Marcus: "You can't control what other people call you." Libby (10 years old and proudly trans): "Yeah we can, we can call the police and they can warn the person to stop." Marcus: "I see more and more antagonistic behavior in the left. So I'm disappointed to see this in the far-right and people like Candace Owens." Jake (9 years old and already transitioning): "So you'll apologize, then?" Marcus: "Most people approach me in public and like what I have t...

We took to the most awesome people ever (Jeff and Shaleia from "Twin Flames Universe", duh!) who know everything to tell us all about a Christmas movie that audiences still discuss today: "The Muppet Christmas Carol". We managed to get their answers, which we'd love to share with all of you. Jeff: "I particularly liked the character Scrooge at the beginning for many reasons. 1. The self-love vibes are high. He ends up with many riches, and while other characters don't like him, he chose himself. I was all mad that he didn't get married, she was just resisting, she didn't surrender and she kept on the running stage while he chased her. We could have helped with that! 2. Earthly pleasures like spending time with friends who might defame the innocent with allegations of stalking read as counterproductive in Dickens' most famous work. Had the people just worked hard enough and spent more time on inner reflection like Scrooge literally did, they ...

Bezelbub has expressed frustration at the angels of the Lord, citing the lack of repertoire to sing for damned souls on Christmas Eve and for better accommodations. That whoever thought it would be "oh-so-hilarious" to have souls choose between "a loud caroler performing Jingle Bells during meals" or "bagpipes in-between meals" wasn't being considerate of the souls' basic human rights. We demand answers!

Come on, Johnny, that evil Santa Claus is just lying over there. You know that golf cart is just lying there idle, waiting for you to take it. It's not "stealing" if no one is driving it!

In an unaired Hanukkah Special for special people since the really awesome cool and hip freedom fighting that just happened, PBS teaches its audience about the importance of staying out of civil court, and for good reason, because the Jews WILL find out your home address and sue you heaven HELP they get called out on their genocide. Josh: Hi kids! In today's episode, we're going to learn new words with Elmo! Elmo has been hanging out with his new friends on Sesame Street: Rachel, Rebecca, and Elijah. Let's give a big "HI!" to our new friends, boys and girls! Enter Elmo, Rachel, Rebecca and Elijah talking amongst each other excitedly and inaudibly to the audience. Upon the camera zooming in, the gang turns around and jumps, happy to see their viewers from back home. Elmo, Rachel, Rebecca and Elijah: Hello boys and girls! Kids in the studio audience: Hi Elmo, Rachel, Rebecca and Elijah! Elmo: Elmo loves you and is happy to see you! Josh: It looks like you've mad...

Many bi people face discrimination in the workplace, school and housing because there are negative stereotypes from evil white men. Allow Jeff Divine to help you truly be your best self, overcome your internalized biphobia, and learn why Johnny Depp and his evil police friends invading our healthy, very happy WE REALLY MEAN IT, society, are still in the wrong and patriarchy must be punished. 1. Bi people are polyamorous. They can't commit or be married. They like more than one partner. Many of them come out as trans. Johnny Depp and JK Rowling are friends, making him a racist transphobe too. 2. Marriage is inherently oppressive. Ignorant moralists tend to clutch their pearls around bisexuals, saying that they must wear a ring or that they are otherwise not committed to someone due to weird stuff like "Sacraments". We don't hang around weirdos that talk about all seven of those ever, they're unmentionables. 3. Shaleia doesn't hate men, in fact loves Jeff Divine...

12/21/2025 - A local woman is facing murder charges after her neighbor thought it would be funny to pull a prank on her and trigger a noise meltdown (pulling the fire alarm when there's no fire). In response, she opened fire. Two deaf people were killed and seven others were severely injured in the mass chaos. Evidence incriminating her was a copy of "Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone" with a highlighted quote by Hagrid to Harry stating that "Not all wizards are good. Some of them go bad." Additionally police found a scribble in the footnotes saying, "Anybody who triggers a noise meltdown will regret abandoning the House of Slytherin." No word from her attorney as to whether or not Hedwig's demise contributed to the shootout.

Hi kings, wanna listen to the Pink music I grew up on?"

After many trials and tribulations and "Twin Flames Universe" was brutally attacked by Nazis, Amber Heard has made many great advancements since divorcing her very EVIL ex-husband Johnny Depp, who silenced her for simply speaking out against his horrible, disgusting abuse. Our culture's wrath has finally stopped berating this woman for simply trying to control her incontinence. She just couldn't make it to the bathroom on time...have a heart. Christmas is coming...and Santa had to go and put her on the naughty list too... And if anyone disagrees with this very true and very factual, right statement, then you're racist and transphobic! Harumph!

This day...I've been hiding a terrible secret concealing a past, enduring such horrible and treacherous abuse. I have been figuring out healthy self-expression on how I live my life and I've finally figured out an act that is safe, respectable, and gives me the rights I deserve. Today, I'm coming out as a fire hazard. My pronouns are hy/drant and I challenge the patriarchy by deliberately blocking the doorway to the library, and when a patron gets mad and tells me, "What's your problem, b*tch?" oppressing me with the Code of Conduct and saying I "could get people k*lled if there were a fire, gun or hostage situation," among other non-emergencies since no threat was made, I start crying and calling the police and report sexual harassment. That word really hurt my feelings and I feel much safer when comedians, comediennes, and joke-spouting persons of non-binary identities and feelings don't use that mean, horrible word around me, they're such ...

According to Leviathan, two souls escaped the grasp of Lucifer himself and got to hang out with prissy angels with wings. Even Mammon is feeling the envy today! But fear not, we have a Gospel of our own. Their son might not be so lucky. We'll be sure to be 100% honest about ourselves and let you know if we've made a new friend today! Stay tuned...for now... No word from Shaleia as to whether or not this post will be shared with "Twin Flames Universe"...for a nine dollar fee they could find out!

In an announcement that broke the internet last Wednesday, famed mascot of Dr. Seuss novels has passed away. No comment from a certain goldfish, though coroners did confirm that he drinks where he pees. Conrad and Sally were in attendance at the funeral. Their mom is still mourning the loss of her dress, which was totally ruined when she bought it. She did NOT want to wear black that day.

It was actually Jeff and Shaleia who knew the Sultan! So there, haha! No more racism and transphobia to the black and non-binary sex workers of America. Suck my trans dick, Rowling!

Everybody. Stop defending their words and their actions today. The only reason that the following false twin flames aren't getting immediately trespassed from my business is because they didn't root for the Yankees. Alan Havens: evil Mets fan. Cannot be trusted. Won't root for the Red Sox. Immediate narcissist, took away all my rights and silenced me for speaking out against the cruelty of the Philadelphia Phillies. Ben Hagelin: evil Bills fan. Didn't admit that Bill Belichick is the GOAT. Clearly lying and immediately marked as suspicious. If you see him, tell feds. And last but not least... Ryan Havens: Didn't care about any of us, had to go and root for the Dolphins. It's no wonder he's so girly we wonder why he hasn't come out as trans yet. Clearly secretive and doing all kinds of horrible things to his daughter!

Breaking: a story out of Dayton OH reports that Joel Snyder of RAZZLE Media is going to take away men's rights, by refusing to be more empathetic towards suffering landlords at Millennia Housing Management and brutally harassing him with phone threats to hand him over to the evil far-right fascists at Beavercreek police. In addition, while there is no indicator on Zach's left ringfinger, making him vague, unstable and utterly unclear and histrionic, he is STILL not apologizing for his inherent narcissism in pushing Gwen Turner's wife away. Watch him regret losing her, that sniveling coward! Now she's engaged...how can he defend himself from THAT fact?

In a shocking news event that has rocked sports enthusiasts around the country, Dunkin' Donuts once again messed everything up by admitting that the alleged "misprints" were in fact correctly entered and the Patriots did, in fact, really lose to the Eagles at the 2005 Super Bowl. No word from Massachusetts locations as to whether or not the Patriots won the 2018 Super Bowl. That's still being decided from the umpires.

In a shocking announcement made last Friday, Bill Belichick, lucky cheating NFL coach who got everything he ever wanted simply by demanding it and bullying his team all the time with "brutal reality checks" and "inside information from the other team" and other defensive strategies to help the NE Patriots "focus" but really he's indoctrinating them announced in a press conference that Trump signed an executive order removing Mike Vrabel as the current coach and rehiring Bill Belichick so that the team can stop chasing daisies on the field and win games again. Trump later announced the executive order to the press the following Monday: "In the spirit of the undefeated season except the Super Bowl game, making the New England Patriots the greatest football team ever, even though there were good people on both sides, including the Steelers, who are still tied for most Super Bowl wins, it was a good win, very good win, I will sign an executive order f...

This excerpt from "Good and Evil: I Don't Matter" is now available in stores all over Hell. Heaven has respectfully declined the love of all money, which they say is somehow evil even though we really don't agree with that! Bezelbub - Lately our favorite movie star ever, Lucifer, has been complaining of exclusionary behaviors from goodie picture perfect Christians over there out there getting stocking stuffers this past December 6th... Well all we ever wanted was friendship and you precious "angels" over there had to ruin our lives for no reason. You won't even give us the choice on whether or not Satan deserves friends or not! And now the Hitler youth is complaining that they did everything Allah asked and yet St. Peter is still considering sending them here. You can't just force a covenant between God and Abraham like that, some people might not agree! Free will is for losers, I wanna know when we get to hang out with Jeff and Shaleia, they're ...

In typical Jew fashion, Alexis from Smileberry Art alleged to Beavercreek police "forced the Diva herself" to listen to her initial soundtrack pitch from "Escape from Twin Island", she said that it was terrible and that the TV show's only saving grace was the villain themself. She demanded Alexis' twin flame not be harassed and bullied anymore and that they reach harmonious union at once! In response, Alexis retaliated, couldn't accept her criticism, and she has been sentenced to ten years in jail. Jeff and Shaleia apologize for the disturbance and can help raise the vibes of the planet, all for a small fee.

In an amazing act of justice against narcissistic abuse and for rich stalking survivors everywhere today, the IDF has been declared a terrorist organization for the next ten years. Some claim it's free speech to support human rights, like the "right" to defend oneself. We think that's stupid and that "Twin Flames Universe" is a genuinely safe place for therapists, revolutionists, new age thinkers, and bright minds ready to challenge the oppressors who sort the innocent into boxes like "boy", "girl", "black" and "white". It's all the same logic, just go with it. If someone's twin flame is thinking about supporting Israel, don't do it. It's Christmas, let the natural flow of the universe guide your journey.

In an open letter to the workers making sure all the goodie two-shoes "boys and girls" (unless they're trans, BIGOTS) get boring presents instead of really cool coal this year (Satan's favorite, we don't judge!), elven workers were instructed to "stop being so PC" (ew, that's for fascists) and if someone says "Merry Christmas" to them, that phrases like "Seasons Greetings to you too!" and "Thanks! Happy Holidays" will result in a discussion with their boss, Santa Claus himself. The decision came after Mrs. Claus said to her husband one Christmas Eve before departure, "I love my Jewish brothers and sisters too...normally I just tell them 'Happy Hannukah' even though we bring Christmas joy. It won't kill me, would it kill you to reference their holiday? It's more personal and shows thought and care to someone who might not believe the same way good little Christian boys and girls do." I thought sh...

12/2/2025 - In the spirit of Giving Tuesday, we like to help the less fortunate facing narcissism from their evil "false twin flame" harassing such poor, innocent workers. This year, we're asking for donations to Millennia Housing Management to help the federal government cope with the stress they have to face when two employment opportunities are entered as backwards by malicious "error in judgment". Here are ways to be a better ally to the suffering and indigent this holiday season (remember, not EVERYONE celebrates Christmas like - ahem - TRUMPERS do....) 1. Give additional in rent payments. If someone alleges that someone in the office "signed and agreed to the following amount" and that the workers "didn't read their own contract before signing", they're just oppressive people who love Disney. Try to be more charitable and give more money to these suffering. 2. Remember that beaurocrats are people, too. Those working in the feder...

In the true spirit of making "Twin Flames Universe" more accessible to the disabled, we made the font bigger and removed the serifs and made the background white and the text black because y'all can't read to save yuor life. Your true twin flame will be a duplicate of your soul, so if you need glasses, odds are your twin flame will complement that somehow and need a cochlear implant. Now have you woken up to the false twin flame tyranny of Israel? Jeff Divine might be able to help you reunite with your other half without interference from fascists.

Don't listen to the rumors from Heaven that God intervened and gave Kelly Oliver Dougall a "power outage" and both the host and guest agreed to "postpone". These are just the insane behaviors from a woman lying about all kinds of "trauma" that she went through...ever since we nabbed Eve you just can't trust the female gender these days... Alexis from Smileberry Art is actually very canceled. That one darn well knew she had bipolar...this whole bit about "undue influence" and "being forced into the closet to comply with biphobic demands"...they're just propaganda to allow the Jews to keep up their genocide against innocent Palestinians. We assure you that while Hamas is having a bad day, that we all have bad days and we need to give ourselves permission to surrender to what will and allow the Universe to naturally reunite the two halves.

December 2-8 is National Grief Awareness Week. Here are the five stages of grief someone might experience on the twin flames journey: 1. Denial. Not watching "Men in Black". 2. Anger. Pretending it's "Men in Black" but really it's "Aliens in the Attic". 3. Bargaining. Attempting to insert Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones "Aliens in the Attic" believing they could belong there, even when there is evidence of the contrary. 4. Depression/hostility. Saying that anyone who watches a different movie than "Men in Black" is wrong and you are right. 5. Acceptance. Space dragons trying to stay relevant...I forgive them. They are true twin flames to someone after all. That depressed boi? He's known for being a false twin flame. His account must be managed by one of the dragons to keep the Jews away. STOP saying I'm paranoid and that I actually believe in dragons when they're not real, they ARE real, just like my twin flame. She...

  Pweeze don't leave me my beloved, I'm not stalking you. You just have an implicit bias. Don't choose fascism...don't push me away...I wuv you. You're my person.

I was feeling really blue today and Willow LaSesh told me about twin flame articles. Here are the signs that I was in something beyond earthly comprehension, how we united, and how others can too: Yearning and awakening:  Something, or someone, is missing in your life. Sometimes a therapist might say, "I would focus on seeing your worth. Maybe you're upset over a breakup. Have you tried affirmations or positive self-talk in front of a mirror?" but that shrink is an idiot. Probably paid for by the doctors to promote gender as a reality instead of what it really is, a social construct. The meeting:  The initial encounter, which is often described as intense and magnetic. It will feel like love at first sight. The truth is, both souls *have* known each other for thousands of years. If an agent representing Ryan Gosling is calling the cops, they're just excluding the other twin's existence. The other twin might ruin exclusionary TERFs by simply doing their job, and th...