Mass Shooting Carried Out By Autistic White Person
12/21/2025 - A local woman is facing murder charges after her neighbor thought it would be funny to pull a prank on her and trigger a noise meltdown (pulling the fire alarm when there's no fire). In response, she opened fire. Two deaf people were killed and seven others were severely injured in the mass chaos.
Evidence incriminating her was a copy of "Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone" with a highlighted quote by Hagrid to Harry stating that "Not all wizards are good. Some of them go bad." Additionally police found a scribble in the footnotes saying, "Anybody who triggers a noise meltdown will regret abandoning the House of Slytherin."
No word from her attorney as to whether or not Hedwig's demise contributed to the shootout.
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