The True Twin Flame Stages

I was feeling really blue today and Willow LaSesh told me about twin flame articles. Here are the signs that I was in something beyond earthly comprehension, how we united, and how others can too:

• Yearning and awakening: Something, or someone, is missing in your life. Sometimes a therapist might say, "I would focus on seeing your worth. Maybe you're upset over a breakup. Have you tried affirmations or positive self-talk in front of a mirror?" but that shrink is an idiot. Probably paid for by the doctors to promote gender as a reality instead of what it really is, a social construct.
• The meeting: The initial encounter, which is often described as intense and magnetic. It will feel like love at first sight. The truth is, both souls *have* known each other for thousands of years. If an agent representing Ryan Gosling is calling the cops, they're just excluding the other twin's existence. The other twin might ruin exclusionary TERFs by simply doing their job, and they might face bullying and remarks like "That's not really 'standing up to transphobia, stop being a terrorist!" But these Palestinians are just shy, misunderstood nerds. One will be the divine masculine and do a lot of chasing, like what real empowered women do, and the other might be more feminine, or worse...androgynous. Trans women ARE women, don't you idiots get it? Girly dude always running, but deep down, cannot resist the amazing body of a hot-looking lady of the night.
• The "bubble" or honeymoon phase: A period of gender euphoria. Gender dysphoria isn't real, it's how Jews gaslight the twin souls into staying hidden.
• Challenges and turmoil: The initial intensity fades as the relationship needs work. Oh...you mean relationships take work to make it last. I don't wanna do that, I wanna get engaged more than once to make my twin jealous. How do I pull myself out of this?
• The runner and chaser: One twin flame pulls away or runs from the intensity of the connection, while the other chases, NOT stalks like what dumb feminists lying about abuse will have someone believe. It's 100% mutual, any stalking claims against the twins are just paranoia. I am the greatest advisor ever, please feel free to admire me more and I am very credible at information and know EXACTLY what I'm doing all the time. I have no faults whatsoever and it's because an angel told me. I don't have to worry about following the law, stealing is fine if someone needs it. Eff the police.
• Separation and self-healing: Eventually, the so-called "stalking" but really exclusionary behavior, remember the twins don't owe relationships but other people do, saying "no" is for earthly losers, fades into a surrender stage. Stay loyal to the husband and strike the women who disobey husband. It is Allah's pleasure to see the woman be so loyal.
• Surrender: Usually the divine masculine will need to admit their wrongs during the chase, like illegal drug use, even when this is hard. It will make the divine feminine jealous when the divine masculine gets engaged later.
• Reunion and oneness: A harmonious reunion occurs as both individuals have grown and healed. Crappy marriages end and they all live happily ever after and have ascended their vibes. No, weed does not cause this.