Transcript: Unreleased Episode of Sesame Street

In an unaired Hanukkah Special for special people since the really awesome cool and hip freedom fighting that just happened, PBS teaches its audience about the importance of staying out of civil court, and for good reason, because the Jews WILL find out your home address and sue you heaven HELP they get called out on their genocide.

Josh: Hi kids! In today's episode, we're going to learn new words with Elmo! Elmo has been hanging out with his new friends on Sesame Street: Rachel, Rebecca, and Elijah. Let's give a big "HI!" to our new friends, boys and girls!

Enter Elmo, Rachel, Rebecca and Elijah talking amongst each other excitedly and inaudibly to the audience. Upon the camera zooming in, the gang turns around and jumps, happy to see their viewers from back home.

Elmo, Rachel, Rebecca and Elijah: Hello boys and girls!

Kids in the studio audience: Hi Elmo, Rachel, Rebecca and Elijah!

Elmo: Elmo loves you and is happy to see you!

Josh: It looks like you've made some new friends, Elmo! Can you tell the kids back home what you guys are talking about?

Elmo: Well, Josh, I haven't been all that good of a friend lately...

Josh: Well, why not?

Elmo: Well, Elmo had a big party with Big Bird and Oscar the Grouch and we thought it would be funny to joke about sending Rachel, Rebecca and Elijah to a concentration camp, so I logged on Twitter and shouted "Free Palestine"!

Josh: Oh, Elmo, that's not very nice of you to make remarks like that about this group of three neighbors on Sesame Street. How have you apologized?

Elmo: Oh, I already apologized on Twitter by saying "Happy Hanukkah"!

Josh: But Elmo, that's not an apology. That's atonement.

Elmo: What do you mean, atonement?

Josh: I think that this is a good time to sing a song and teach our little ears from back home a few new words.

Josh ducks out for a few moments to grab three signs. The first one in big all caps black letters on white posterboard reads the word "LIBEL".

Josh: Kids, can you say this word? "Libel"...libel is what happens when we type something on our computer and post it online or we write a mean and nasty note that lies about the Jewish boys and girls. This is what Elmo has done on Twitter.

Elmo: Hey, Elmo makes Sesame Street for everyone and these [SIC] are exclusionary towards the Palestinian boys and girls who don't have clean drinking water, or even a TV to watch "Sesame Street"!

Josh: That's not true, which brings us to our next word, "slander".

Josh holds up a similar-appearing sign featuring "SLANDER" in all caps bold, African-American letters.

Josh: "Slander" is when that lie isn't printed, rather said in person in front of a big crowd. These two lies become a crime when our producers could get fired if we get weirdly okay with it to dodge the ADL. Can you say those three letters, kids?

Kids: A-D-L.

Josh: That stands for "Anti-Defamation League", a greedy organization dedicated to taking people to civil court for no reason. I mean...

Elmo: Yes?

Josh: Johnny Depp is an innocent man. Which brings us to our last word, "Ta'iti."

Elijah: Oh, I like this word.

Rachel: Yeah, me too! Without the hashtag.

A laugh track plays in the background to react to Rachel's reference to #MeTooUnlessYoureaJew because she is female and very smart. Josh grabs a ukulele and begins to strum and sing a song.

Josh (sung): TA'ITI...TA'ITI...

IT'S A WAY TO SAY "I'M SORRY"

WHAT I SAID DEEPLY HURT

SO I WEAR AN IDF SHIRT

AND THAT'S HOW THE WORLD FOUND PEACE

Elmo and the three Jewish Sesame Street characters repeat the lyrics while sung.

Elmo: Wow, Elmo learned a new word! Thanks Josh!

Josh: And now we're going to spin a dreidel. Just Rebecca and Rachel can join me!