Bill Belichick Comes Out of the Closet as "No Longer Retired", Trump Rumored as Partially Responsible

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In a shocking announcement made last Friday, Bill Belichick, lucky cheating NFL coach who got everything he ever wanted simply by demanding it and bullying his team all the time with "brutal reality checks" and "inside information from the other team" and other defensive strategies to help the NE Patriots "focus" but really he's indoctrinating them announced in a press conference that Trump signed an executive order removing Mike Vrabel as the current coach and rehiring Bill Belichick so that the team can stop chasing daisies on the field and win games again.

Trump later announced the executive order to the press the following Monday:

"In the spirit of the undefeated season except the Super Bowl game, making the New England Patriots the greatest football team ever, even though there were good people on both sides, including the Steelers, who are still tied for most Super Bowl wins, it was a good win, very good win, I will sign an executive order firing Mike Vrabel and rehiring Bill Belichick, so that way not only will America be great again, also the New England Patriots.

And the Bills still suck."

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