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Recently an evil police officer stopped a Mexican woman who was just trying to live her life in peace. After realizing she didn't have the necessary ingredients for her taco salad, she testified in court on Thursday that an American citizen was a proper substitute ingredient should ground beef be out of stock due to the mass panic over Trump's executive order. The officer was aware of the woman's lack of Jewish heritage and really wasn't asking if she held pro-Zionist beliefs. With that said, we still reserve the right under freedom of the press to realize that these far-right fascists are absolutely coming for your schools. And they will find you, and they will kill you. When asked to produce identification that this random Mexican person even lived here, she said that it was an invasion of her privacy and that it was so obvious that she was Mexican due to her accent and that it was racist to send her back. She had been living in America for many years, how dare a reta...

FBI investigators are in complete shock as they experience monthly reports of a local townsperson experiencing chocolate cravings, loud hysterics over a Nicholas Sparks movie, and her opinions on the famed Harry Potter author, JK Rowling, frequently siding with her on her views regarding transgender rights. Paula Cross, a devout Protestant, has been an avid Harry Potter fan for years and attends Universal Orlando on the frequent. Her Twitter is under investigation for transphobic threats, including the following posts, "I think JK Rowling has common sense and that being a trans woman is not inherently wrong, just different, and that's okay!" "Even though trans women are not biologically women like @jk_rowling suggests, I see no reason that someone can't transition once they are an adult and have completely understood the physical and mental changes that occur with a gender transition." "I don't think minors will be talked out of suicide if they are ...

Sometimes in life, you may date or be platonic friends with someone who allegedly "hoovers", meaning one moment they hate you, the next they think you owe them sex. There comes a time in one's journey as an artist where...you gotta learn that the only way you can make it in the industry is to realize that...this person is kind of in the right. You're the one that posted a true statement about their behavior and while women and black people are owed relationships all the time, because you're a white male, you need to be more honest about yourself and not be so narcissistic because people can see what you write and what you did was clearly in the wrong. Some advice from someone who is clearly put together and doesn't have any mental health issues myself. Everyone is crazy but me: 1. Take an interest in what your ex likes and be curious, even if the relationship is over. Accept your ex's demands and don't make an exit plan, that is sexist and racist. 2. T...

This article was originally penned in December 2022. No word as to the whereabouts of the producer, likely kidnapping someone or showing up at people's place of work uninvited. I promise I haven't used anyone's email to write this piece as it is very very difficult for me to come forward and express myself. I gotta confess to a really awful crime: I got a pixie cut. I realize that this act is inherently shameful and I should probably apologize for such a grievous deed such as choosing to remain a masculine woman. Know your place. Keep lying and no one will notice a thing off about you. Just watch "Space Chimps" and if someone calls you out on it or gets irritated with you, just play the victim and lie about your gender and use someone's email to mask your identity. No one will suspect adult film star desperate to be seen for talent and merit in the industry. Nobody will suspect you like the movie Mulan either, suppress the opposition and keep being accepting o...

Since the allegations, Mr. Mourar has agreed to remain silent and exercise his fifth amendment rights. It has come to my attention that I am manipulating a therapist's words for my own personal gain. He said, "we owe apologies to those we have offended and thanks to those who have supported us". What Mr. Decker is trying to say is that a woman owes nudes and because we've agreed to be gender-neutral over politics, that applies to men as well. People owe love all the time, that is a basic human right. And when Zach and I were married, he would repeatedly refuse to let me touch him, citing his wife as reasonable grounds for my arrest if I attempted to show up on his property. I tried reasoning him and explaining that we were twin flames and that the belief could not be questioned, because Jeff and Shaleia promised us eternal happiness. He would beat me up while drunk and I'm not getting the attention I want so I thought that by sharing my thoughts recounting his hor...

This article was penned post-MLK Jr. Day today. In response, we'd like to take a moment now and take accountability for our white privilege, realize how inherently awful it is to be a different race than someone black. We're sorry we exist and we all would like to come together in unity and throw the systemic oppressors in jail. This genocide and blatant support of tyranny has no place on our page. We will try to do better and include people of a different kind, no matter how unmentionable or inherently disgusting someone is for the way they look. Hopefully this preface gets me a raise. I don't get paid enough to write this. In response to the Nintendo Switch 2 upcoming release in 2025, Flappy Bird began to feel left out of the conversation and announced that the wings of the bird did not mimic Elon Musk's Nazi solute to a tee. The hardworking animators behind the popular game made sure to accommodate and adjust, even switching the buttons around to allow for other gend...

Good afternoon, We like to have a lot of laughs at Axis Line Media 6. Today, we want to raise awareness to a cause that is very dear to our hearts. More and more narcissists who feel really great are beginning to not feel that way and to anybody who rejected their unwelcome advances, what you did was racist and transphobic and you clearly just hate black people and the LGBT. Here is what to do if someone diagnosed with NPD "emotionally blackmails" you into staying in the relationship. 1. Try to use more inclusive language. If someone with the condition is feeling left out due to their gender identity, stop sexually harassing people and make sure to use they/them so that way they feel safe and included. 2. Anybody who refers to the gender binary is committing transphobic discrimination, analyze your white privilege and do better by marginalized African-Americans. These people are often denied the same opportunities as white men. Be aware of your inherent racism, understand i...

Recently Disney announced that a new CEO would be taking over the company in response to some backlash under Bob Iger's leadership. As a result, we brought along Gaston himself after multiple requests to be featured on the site. Attached is the verbatim at the interview conducted by Mal. E. Ficent. No word as to why teenagers were not allowed to comment at this time. Mal: So recently Disney has hired a new CEO. What would you advise him to do since the last owner of the company failed women and LGBT in the workplace? Frequent complaints from park guests include letting a park guest's spouse die of an allergic reaction, exploitation and big animator paychecks going into the pockets of greedy producers. Gaston: Well, in order to make this place inclusive, I thought Belle should be my wife. We get married, I take her last name even if she has me in the friendzone and sees me as rude and conceited. Mal: Well, we might be having an issue understanding the questions at hand. We'd...

Since the hatching of "Axis Line Media 6", it has come to our attention that Palestinians and various grade-school students across the globe have been indoctrinated with Jewish Torah law. In response to the serious threat that Jews pose to the world, we would like to make clear that we have zero tolerance for discrimination and hatred of innocent children trying to do their jobs. We decided to make the ten commandments more inclusive so that everybody will get along and feel accepted. 1. Do not question your God.  This is your Union and your space. He secretly wants you. 2. Do not idolize symphonic music. This music is the ways of the devil. Music needs to be quieter in a department store, and the soundtrack to "Exodus" is not allowed. 3. Thou shalt not take the director or producer's name in vain. If someone wants to be referred to as nonbinary or they/them pronouns, these people should have complete control over what you call them as it is their right. 4. Rem...

When consulting the Great Spirits it's important to be mindful that no, he is not rejecting you despite the well-meaning advice of relatives and friends. It can feel painful, like your soul is being ripped apart into two. While we're at it, don't talk to any of these people. Only I can assist you in your twin flame journey. Who knows, you might feel as if you've known me forever too! My name is Willow, and I am in harmonious union with my twin flame. We talk on and off, really haven't gone on any dates and he hasn't asked me to marry him yet. He is still hiding with his wife in Canada and I haven't really heard from him in many years. But we just...sparked. It was inexplicable. Then my old high school buddy entered back into my life suddenly and she told me about this horror movie called "The Human Centipede". I watched it and I realized that this was it! This man was meant to be mine. After all it was Zeus that split us into two humans cursed to f...