Mexican Moves to America, Is Sent Home Due to "Not Producing Paperwork Identifying Race"

Recently an evil police officer stopped a Mexican woman who was just trying to live her life in peace. After realizing she didn't have the necessary ingredients for her taco salad, she testified in court on Thursday that an American citizen was a proper substitute ingredient should ground beef be out of stock due to the mass panic over Trump's executive order.

The officer was aware of the woman's lack of Jewish heritage and really wasn't asking if she held pro-Zionist beliefs. With that said, we still reserve the right under freedom of the press to realize that these far-right fascists are absolutely coming for your schools. And they will find you, and they will kill you.

When asked to produce identification that this random Mexican person even lived here, she said that it was an invasion of her privacy and that it was so obvious that she was Mexican due to her accent and that it was racist to send her back. She had been living in America for many years, how dare a retail associate say "it's for the welfare and safety of Americans, we are just following protocol and if you have any additional questions, you're more than welcome to speak to our manager."

The author of this piece has tested negative for bipolar disorder for randomly changing the story as she typed from "police officer" to "retail employee". You may rest assured of her complete transparency when writing this article. The other women are still on parole for defending JK Rowling.