Woman Has Emotions and a Different Opinion than Her Male Peers

FBI investigators are in complete shock as they experience monthly reports of a local townsperson experiencing chocolate cravings, loud hysterics over a Nicholas Sparks movie, and her opinions on the famed Harry Potter author, JK Rowling, frequently siding with her on her views regarding transgender rights.

Paula Cross, a devout Protestant, has been an avid Harry Potter fan for years and attends Universal Orlando on the frequent. Her Twitter is under investigation for transphobic threats, including the following posts,

"I think JK Rowling has common sense and that being a trans woman is not inherently wrong, just different, and that's okay!"

"Even though trans women are not biologically women like @jk_rowling suggests, I see no reason that someone can't transition once they are an adult and have completely understood the physical and mental changes that occur with a gender transition."

"I don't think minors will be talked out of suicide if they are immediately validated and fed hormones. They are too young and need accessible mental health counseling and that Medicaid should cover it."

"I don't think someone born male should be using the same bathroom as a woman. It poses a risk of sexual assault and if someone is so set on challenging that fear, then DLs can be changed so that the person does not pose a risk to others."

The most recent terroristic threat was made shortly after an ER visit, where doctors released her. Many of her neighbors are calling for her prison sentencing for transphobic harassment, not killing off her favorite fictional characters like previously alleged by her landlord.