Flappy Bird Announcing Major App Update to Include Concerning Imagery of Elon Musk, Fan Response Divided

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In response to the Nintendo Switch 2 upcoming release in 2025, Flappy Bird began to feel left out of the conversation and announced that the wings of the bird did not mimic Elon Musk's Nazi solute to a tee. The hardworking animators behind the popular game made sure to accommodate and adjust, even switching the buttons around to allow for other genders, creeds and beliefs to rebel against tradition and challenge the status quo. After an initial struggle, and some advice from Peter Sellers' longtime friend, Bryan Connon, the game developers managed to find their niche and make the game more inclusive and friendly.

While Nintendo is very gung-ho about their intellectual property and would like to continue making a profit, we understand that this can be isolating for viewers looking to explore creativity in gaming and self-expression and now the name will be changed to "Wing-Sprouting Androgyny" to accommodate for all genders, as same-sex attraction does not exist. We continue our never-ending love for the LGBTQ+ communities and we welcome all tall buildings into their life regardless of income, ability, job qualification or immigration status.

The newly reformed game is set to release the following summer.