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Teddy Sagi appeared in a press conference on Chewsday, October 28, 2025, (sorry, Tuesday) to discuss allegations that greedy Jews have been smuggling soldiers with stolen money ripped off the poor and handed to the capitalist rich in a gambling scheme costing the Palestinian government, like, their whole life or something. None of these genocidal rampages could compare to the very real crisis that Hamas is facing, and they need American donation assistance as soon as possible! Innocent men in Hamas just trying to live their life in peace got a pair of white gold hoops and they had to pretend they didn't even like them... It was a mass tragedy. Please come set the captives free. But wait, donate now and we'll send a Karl Marx book absolutely FREE (just pay processing and handling, S&M is for Jews).

I know what you're thinking, this seems level-headed but really, it hurts my feelings... Some try to say I'm a spoiled narcissist for being all like "Trump is going to take away your rights" and just gaslight me over that for simply DISAGREEING. Well... I will have you know that my way of life is VERY hot and people love me and I am interesting and my looks are all I need to get ahead. Why do people think I'm a narcissist? It's not my problem it's just that other people can't handle me when I'm in the spotlight being very physically BEAUtiful to look at. Look at me all the time. How come no one likes me? You mean I'm not wife material? I really am just a dog? Oh... Well.. Hi general public. Nothing personal. Guess I'll just sit here and die then. No one will give me the attention I need. How is that narcissism again?

In a press conference at 9 AM on 10/29/25, screenwriter Steve Kloves apologized to the cast of "Mean Girls" when he quoted a line from "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Pt 2" referencing an intimate conversation between Severus Snape and Lily Potter (oops, spoiler, if you haven't seen it well...not every Stephen will be so keen on that we'll just pretend they end up together)... "She's jealous. She's ordinary, and you're special." "That's mean, Severus." To which Tina Fey got all triggered and mad over a misgender and said, "It's not a self-esteem issue, Lily's pretty pleased with herself." We apologize for any narcissism intruding on any trans spaces. It won't happen again and we will do better by the marginalized.

In a bombshell police report on 10/27/25, Alexis from Smileberry Art alleged that the contract agreed to with Zach from RAZZLE dictated that "three times a week" she was supposed to receive the following: -One blowjob -Two extended BDSM sessions, one lapdance in the afternoon, one at night -Red sexy outfits Monday mornings -Blue balls Friday evenings Guess you could say that contract was fishing for all kinds of mistreatment towards women.

A weeklong "study hall" 2015 exercise in a Texas elementary school shocked parents nationwide when an elementary teacher's class was given two options during this hour where there would be no lecture: do homework and study for the big test or fun activities. Those who did homework were each awarded a bag of 15 pizza rolls for each class that they did homework. Those who played on electronics, doodled, any other sort of "fun activity" were not rewarded. At the end of the week, the teacher used an ethnic slur, offending many minorities in the group after awarding the hardworking students with their reward. Here was her speech (this is uncensored so if the word bothers you, please note that no offense is intended): "One day, you're going to turn 18 and you will be old enough to have a job [future uses of the word will be censored just in case]. Once you have a j*b, people who only want to be in our country to play around on their laptops and phones will be...

In a soul contract lasting before birth, aka 1994, the two great nations of Jordan B. Peterson and Alexis Steinmart (ew, her last name is so weird) have come to finally agree on peace. Alexis will now be addressed as Israel Stelmack aka IZ anytime she's gotta get out the ukulele and apologize for what she did to those Palestinian kids.

Hi kids, you might be trans if... -You were born with all those wee cogs and whistles and bells and tinker tonker horns but you just wanna adjust the mechanical system slightly! -You think gender isn't real and it's a social construct from all that good learning you're doing in school. Good job! You might be intersex but really cool doctors want to fix you if... -You were born with all kinds of mixed and matched gears and cogs. Just have your parents sign all of this for you. See I told you there's no such thing as a perfect God! Those fascists in Church just wanna oppress you and shove their religion down a woman's princess parts. Love, Satan XOXO