My Side of the Story: Clayton from Tarzan

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We all know the classic 90s villain from the Disney HD hit "Tarzan" as a ruthless hunter, wanting to turn Tarzan's friend into taxidermy. But these allegations are meritless.

You see, dead apes are art. This is a symbolic representation of the regressive fall of man since Clinton got caught cheating! Oh my...looks like Hillary Clinton is the real Queen Bey. Now Trump is in power. What's up with THAT?

Clayton was deep down the good guy, a misunderstood hero who was just trying to help black they/them hookers feel safe and welcome after the four evil white men oppressed them and forced them to deal with the evil treachery of the IDF and WORSE...they had to deal with ICE.

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