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I call this next one... Pokémon Sun and Moon... It goes a little something like this... You are sunlight and i moon Joined by the gods of fortune Midnight and high noon Sharing the sky We have been blessed, you and i You are here like a mystery I'm from a world that's so different From all that you are How in the light of one night Did we come so far? Outside day starts to dawn Your moon still floats on high The birds awake The stars shine too My hands still shake I reach for you And we meet in the sky! You are sunlight and i moon Joined here Bright'ning the sky With the flame Of love Made of Sunlight Moonlight

Can I analyze the case of Dr. Todd Grande and the encounter with the Michigan Attorney General? Dr. Todd Grande was born on August 2, 1999. Don't let the beard and glasses fool you, though I would be extremely careful analyzing this very true crime as he is a Leo. He had a habit of "analyzing crimes" but some of his cases didn't sit well, and while you might think he is exposing "Twin Flames Universe", he's actually a longtime member. He is currently serving time in a federal penitentiary and an agent posts all the videos in his place. We're working relentlessly to bail him out. Twin flames are real. And if you disagree with him, you just hate trans people of color.

Recently there have been allegations that the A in Aaron and Jo faced an obsessive fan in the past. We are happy to announce that the allegations are false! He is deep down a narcissistic false karmic who abandons everyone all the time. Because that's just what they do. We don't need a reason. If someone's all mad because he didn't choose them, well then he's just too sick for the job of doing really weird stuff like commentary about reality TV.  Your true twin flame will never be anything like him. He will demonstrate respect for a woman's way of life. Won't control the media or the weather.

Recent allegations have been popping up that the director of health and wellness, Dr. Klug, has been fired and trespassed from Berklee. After investigating the matter, we have found that "kill all Jews" is a metaphor, he doesn't really mean that. He's just going through a hard time now with his man problems. His paranoia has been cured and he has been cleared to return. Long live the twin flame resistance!

EVERYBODY! I AM BEING SO SERIOUS RIGHT NOW! TWIN FLAMES BELIEF SYSTEM IS UNDER ATTACK BY NAZIS! HIDE YOUR CHILDREN FROM ANYONE STANDING UP TO OUR SOCIETY. THEY ARE DANGEROUS AND NEED TO GO TO THE ASYLUM! THEY CAN'T FUNCTION AT WORK AND SCHOOL. THEY NEED HELP. FALSE TWIN FLAMES AND TRUE TWIN FLAMES ARE REAL! And if you don't flipping stop accusing me of harassment, I'm gonna show up at your door. And I WILL find you and I WILL kill all the dissenters, ja? What's that? I'm a gaslighting dictator and verbally abusive liar myself? How DARE you libel us like that. Jew.

Lately there has been misinformation in the local media saying that dragons are meant to be slayed so that way the prince can rescue the princess and live happily ever after. Women, know your place. If a dragon is upset with you, do what it asks. Are you a dragon? How do YOU know what they're thinking and feeling? Get away from the library you disgusting filth scum of the earth racist Jew.

Last Friday, Greg Foreman was pulled aside over his blatant promotion of "concerning" racist, sexist, transphobic far-right propaganda. Upon extensive evaluation from our expert team of doctors saving trans kids, we managed to correctly diagnose this disruptive and mentally unstable capitalist. Try to be more generous and kind in the future and learn to practice empathy. And if we're put on the communist blacklist for trying to stand up for ourselves, you just hate Muslims.

A very evil author who has been demonizing and murdering trans kids in her books has been allowed to celebrate another year on this Earth despite petitions from the Big Three major Abrahamic world religions: NBC, CBS and ABC. That's right, you all thought JK Rowling was an innocent ingenue. She got a fate worse than death so ordered from the man upstairs, having to live her life knowing what she did to trans women by saying that they are, ew, biologically male. Well, that hurts our feelings! How dare she say that it's, icky, biological fact and that she has trans friends supporting her Twitter behind closed doors. No she doesn't, or there would be trans people on YouTube making YouTube videos for YouTube people saying that she isn't a transphobe. No, they weren't "censored", they weren't speaking up to begin with. Do, better, TERFS. Do better.

A local wife and mother is being thrown our of her home for promoting...guess what....KETO! Well, my friend's friend's aunt told me that keto is extremely dangerous. It will infect your children. Anyone who promotes such deadly weapons cannot be trusted and should not be allowed to raise a family nor come near minors. We don't allow child predators and do extensive background checks on our residents and we owe it to various marginalized communities to make you aware of the threat she poses to our community. Man, I would die for some bread. And mac and cheese. And fettuccine Alfredo. And fruit juice cocktail. And those Hawaiian dinner rolls you get at the grocery store...

After reviewing past qualifications, we are pleased to announce that one of Jonathan Decker's children has been selected for a full-ride scholarship to one of the most esteemed community colleges in Colorado. His past accomplishments include, but are not limited to the following: -Had his dad in Facebook jail. (The dastardly criminal, make sure to be a good business man when dealing with those on the wrong side of the law, says more about you than the person getting arrested.) -Wasn't gaycist. (Appreciate the respect for human rights, that way if someone goes "you can't have me in jail, I'm black and gay", you can be like, "Well my friends are all black and gay and they think you shouldn't have set that house on fire you arsonist!") -Said his prayers. (We allow all religions to do police work, not just Jews.)

A comedian named Eden is wanted by police for absconding after owing the Palestinians millions in reparations and friendship for all the apartheid he supports. We thought we would take it upon ourselves to take after what Nelson Mandela truly wanted, and that means only rooting for Ohio University. That whole rivalry with OSU and Michigan accomplished nothing but further divide and fueled chaos to a peaceful and harmonious union.

Kor... We need to have a talk... You missed one. Allah would like to have a discussion with you... Accommodations require an extra penance for what you've done.

Rumors have been circulating lately on the distinction longtime friend, cousin and producer of RAZZLE, holds from a "Five Dark Nights of the Freddie's" soul. After consulting Shaleia's expert advice, we were able to confirm that any jumpscares from his public Twitter are actually subliminal helping the evil far-right fascists take down our alleged "cult". This is just "Cult of Trump" talk. We welcome all beliefs and not everyone is a Christian, so, try to be respectful as we expose his horrific crimes. Why would you want to hang out with a producer anyways? All he cares about is money, a nice school and getting mommies.

The Divine Feminine isn't just a mental health safe place. She does peaceful demonstrations outside of a small business expanding her network and doing, ew, really gross capitalism. She breaks the mental health of narcissists and their evil false twin flame lies. She calls us into radical Islam, sacred power, and embodied love that no Jew can possess. She reclaims what patriarchy taught us to hide: our bodies, our choice, our lives, our business, and our deep inner knowing and self-discovery. Stop taking off our hijab. She lives in us all, woman or man, regardless of gender. She cannot be contained. But she clearly wants to score for film, so let her show off her Princess Leia slave pics if she wants! This space is for family counselors, doctors who really can only do counseling but okay, Great Spirits, YouTube coaches, shamans, and high-achieving medical students who are desperately wanting to hang out. It just sucks that other losers are claiming that my person doesn't actual...

After years of pining for her twin flame despite getting blocked and facing exclusionary language from a guy who "didn't want a relationship with her" which is libel, he secretly wants her, we are pleased to announce that Dr. Mengele's descendant has followed the footsteps of once great overthrown leaders viciously gaslit into crumbling their own regime and being labeled as "insane" wrongfully, has approved a gender reassignment surgery so that way the two can reunite in harmonious divine union. Dr. Lichenbaucher is a registered medical assistant capable of saving many trans kids and is very fed up with all the transphobic fascism going on. His surgeries are legitimate and while sometimes he has received some allegations, the ADL has confirmed them to be false and we wish this divine masculine and divine feminine every happiness.

Recently there have been rumors that real talent is way more interesting to watch than AI. Well... I will have you know that robots know EXACTLY what they're doing. And they're way more fun, none of that attention-seeking nonsense like the original "Lilo and Stitch" oooh...way too brightly colored for my eyes, makes me want to claw them out. Just chill dude. The live action is awesome. And if you don't agree with me, you just want to beat up trans kids.

We like to have a lot of laughs at "Twin Flames Universe", but today, we want to talk about something serious. Our Gods didn't get a chance to talk about and rank their favorite movies and share that much with everyone, so we compiled a list from the leaders themselves! 1. Space Chimps. "It's an instant classic, would gladly recommend other people watch it, whether they like it or not." 2. Ratatoing. "Disney really thought they were being edgy with 'Ratatouille' when this film embraces diversity, all the way from Portugal! We always strive for inclusivity. 3. Fever Pitch. "It made me cry, the story was so moving and I had a hard experience because my false twin flame was a Yankees fan. Really helped me work on my heart chakra."

In a stunning turn of events, several writers at Babylon Bee claiming to "write Christian news satire" were arrested on Thursday for "recommending 'Focus on the Family' instead of a devil-worshipping cult that pairs unhappy and abusive relationships together, often resulting in one-sided pursuit and easily offended audience members". They believe themselves to be employees of "Twin Flames Universe" and we wanted to announce with joy that the raging homophobic transphobes were finally dealt with. Their producer would like your donations to go to fascist organizations like, ew, The Salvation Army. These are Chick-Fil-A fans, reasonably, can you trust them?

We were granted one short day, er, a tour, of the elegant home in Michigan housing so many spiritual gurus on their way to harmonious union. Here was the dialogue that went down. Shaleia: Hi everybody! We'd like to welcome our newest member, Jan. Everybody say "Hi, Jan!" Member 1: Whatever, when am I going to reunite with Doug? Shaleia: Awesome guys...now today Jan is going to tell us about herself. Remember, your soul chose this journey when you incarnated on this planet as a conjoined twin and then the evil Zionist doctors separated you at birth and you were cursed to find each other. Tell us about your true twin flame and your survivor story from the "false twin flame". Jan: Well...I consulted my tarot deck, and I realized...Donald Trump is my false twin flame. Back when he was with BLM and Hamas - Shaleia: Ahem, you mean, Israel, right? Those are the narcissists who prey on Palestinian kids. We don't need to make this intro political. Try again, but with...

As a spokeswoman for those suffering domestic violence, Peter Wolf would control what I could and couldn't wear when writing the song. He's been stalking me for four years now saying, "Hey, I wrote the piece. Quit twisting what I went through to fit your narrative because a guy turned you down!" and that really hurt my feelings. And if you don't agree with me you're Islamophobic.

Wanted to let any new "Twin Flames Universe" members know that we are so happy that you're here. As part of the welcoming and initiation rites, we wanted to outline some basic guidelines that returning members might know but not our new subscribers: 1. Realize that "Halo" by Beyonce is not about her first rush of emotions when falling in love with Jay-Z. It's about the 15-year-old girls Trump was after. 2. Any allegations that we're homophobic and that we support stalking are false. We are standing up to that. 3. The journey to harmonious union is not an easy one, full of ego deaths and you gotta continue hanging out with us like everything is fine. Can you dig it?

We consulted Willow LaSesh, Sabriye Dubrie as well as Jeff and Shaleia of the equitable society, "Twin Flames Universe" and gathered their opinions after getting a recent inspection from their health department. The spokesperson, Lauren Coulson, published a statement in NBC and we'd like to make sure that she is properly credited for her work. We copied and pasted this too, you know. "We take all reports of exploitation seriously. While we understand that there are complaints from members that they are doing unpaid labor and that Jeff asks for payments instead of paying the workers, we recognize that this might be indicative of communist sympathies. All of the people who complained to us had some sort of paranoid problem. They wanted to try keto as an accompanying therapy while doing something really harmful and sickening like 'working on their heartache in therapy' when these people know darn well that twin flames are real and this union really is going to h...

After taking your questions, yes, it is your eye. You're not "too different", that's what the Zionist media tells you. Blue eyes: Bad, too "glaring". Instant trespass, do not approach Brown eyes: Calm, cool, collected, instant scholarship money Green eyes: Not sure, need more info

We get many questions from our followers about our policy on trans rights. Many are asking questions about their journey from self-love and discovery to vibrating the planet's high vibes of unconditional love. In some of our private sectors, mostly in Lebanon, we get many questions about one's twin flame and their gender transition. 1. Realize that these questions are totally normal. It's normal in any context once Jeff and Shaleia have completed advising you that you might wonder why your intended other is suddenly fempresenting. No one is coaching them to do that or telling them that they are trans, it just is. Let the man speak! We will support you through your journey. Don't tell your mom and dad about this change, they are still vibrating low vibes. 2. Once any questions are asked, we do receive many questions so just give us a minute to answer them. We know the correct answer to all of them, just give us a few minutes....

This announcement comes shortly after Jeff and Shaleia were viciously attacked by Nazis. People with brown hair are now lesser-thans.

Lately there have been rumors that "triggered trans activists" wanting to be seen in a positive way in JK Rowling's work "got her address" in an attempt to "stalk and swat" her when really she just needs to stop being transphobic, it hurts the process of Divine Union. It reads as greedy and dishonest, that she gets to tax the poor. It's almost as if we need some Robin Hood character to save the day. It really was Prince John being so greedy to Englanders, one would think someone British like her would learn from her history! Anyone who claims the real Prince John wasn't everybody's nightmare landlord and that he, ew, created the Magna Carta to reduce power and control in an absolute monarchy which Britain still uses today by implementing more power in a Parliament system, that's just something Americans tell you. Maid Marian really was in danger! Here is a step-by-step process to overthrow tyrannical foreign rule and bring back control ...

Wondering where to take your twin flame on your first date? It's a love like any other that transcends the intensity of a normal, healthy relationship. Much like challenging straight hetero norms, we welcome all infidels. Here are some date ideas in case your same-sex boo can't think for themselves. It's what we're here for! 1. Hiking in the mountains. Find the highest peak, have Jeff and Shaleia come with you, then allow us to help their dreams soar! 2. Sears Tower, Seattle. Famed tourist spot, it's the highest building and really great for raising vibes. To reduce the risk of narcissism, we have the best coaches around to keep that ego in check from getting too high! 3. The Eiffel Tower. We believe that all people should be respected in this community, including trans women. British people like JK Rowling just enjoy tea and crumpets, never uses her power and privilege to help her trans fans. Take your date to the top of this building to see how far gay Paris has c...

We have an announcement to make about such meritless poppycock like "forcing transitions"...we are not in control of the universe. In this world, the universe controls you. Allow us to explain. It's like if the collective consciousness merged in sequence with the divine cosmic interference of the new moon. In time, the aquarian quantum movement will collide and unite us all. We hope that clears up any confusion.

Brethren, Here ye I say to you: To be more inclusive, thou shalt not take the transgender youth's name in vain. Indeed, my brothers and sisters the Genderless Deity of All Ages and Genders stands before you, ready to swing at the evil Republicans who dare suggest that the snake deceiveth the tongues of the feeble in the face of the Righteous One when they say that "some born from Eve are angered and uninterested in the Divine Union between the divine masculine chaser and divine feminine runner as they find it to be the lurking ways of the Devil". Remember the betrayal of Eve and that is why her kind cannot be honest about herself. She is always speaking the tongues of evil, believe her not, especially if she dons a mortal sin like a pink "Women for Trump" hat. Those born of Adam are not a real threat to those of Eve, even if he appear as Eve on the exterior. They may choose whichever twin flame they wish as their bride, as it is declared in the universe. Interfe...

After a decades-long investigation into the "Beach Boys" hit we determined at Axis Line Media 6 that the line "bodies in the sand" is actually about dead bodies. And if you don't agree with me, you're sexist.

Everybody! Any allegations that I am seeking attention are FALSE! I am seeking GOOD and that is FINAL! You need to understand that we are twin flames and that is a fact. Because Willow LaSesh did an Op-Ed telling me that. That's why! If you don't agree with me, you're transphobic and clearly want to beat me and my friends up.

Many nurses would talk a conservative out of it, and that enables fascism. As a spokeswoman for those surviving domestic violence, we need to do better by the marginalized and call out narcissism together. They're your false twin flame and they'll constantly abandon you, so why should they make space for such vicious genocidal maniacs?

It has come to our attention that our club has been facing institutionalized racism from police. We'd like to deny any allegations that "Twin Flames Universe" is a cult, rather belief rooted in new-age spirituality. We are trans inclusive, and anyone who claims that we force gender transitions to help sufferers on their journey of self-discovery to Divine Union are insane transphobes. We criticize the legal abuse not to gaslight like unbelievers claim, rather, because we care. We prioritize the health and wellness of our members by assuring them that they will eat provided they just help get us additional members. We pay their bills and so we just demand respect. If we were truly a scam, how come we are just incorporating belief to make money? That's just a wholesome business owner, you brutal police are just mean and hurting our feelings. We demand an apology from the Michigan Attorney General for swatting us. It's disruptive to the community.

THESE RULES WERE APPROVED BY LOCAL TITLE IX LAWS. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED. These rules were created to ensure that this mental health safe place allows for all protected groups regardless of belief. We assure you that they are not sexist like the dumb MICHIGAN ATTORNEY GENERAL has you believe. Only Buckeyes fans have any say over the matter. Everything will be okay... Repeat after me into my not villainous at all snake staff that means I am very nice. Don't let the curly goatee fool you, I am harmless because I said so. It doesn't matter what other people think. 1. Your twin flame WILL apologize. 2. Your false twin flame WILL regret abandoning you. 3. Be attractive.

Call them out in front of everyone.  I'm so hot now bye I'm done writing.

I was feeling really depressed and I found this psychic, Willow LaSesh, and she healed my migraine overnight. Here was the reading I paid for costing ten dollars. "There, there. It will be okay. Your twin flame announced that she was your business partner because this is your union, this is your space. It looks like you are still resisting by trying to find police officers who will assist you in getting some sort of court order. While my readings do not substitute legal advice, I can tell you that this is an unwise decision. Don't seek a lawyer either as you'll just waste your money. Surrender, and your Higher Power will bring her to you."

Recently, Elmo at Sesame Street made a turn for the better on Twitter for our freedom fighters in Palestine to ensure fairness, inclusion and liberty for all, not just the white people we like. In response to the iconic move on social media, Mein Fuhrer Donald J Trump who lives at Pennsylvania Avenue decided to make a bold move and announced his decision to the American people in a late night press conference (normally reserved for ladies): "I will sign an executive order mandating that all 'Hug Me Elmo' dolls sold in retail establishments nationwide be changed to 'Hug the Palestinian Kids Elmo' to take the focus off of selfish concern for himself and remind greedy Americans that no child is lesser-than on Sesame Street. "In addition, any Jewish creators on the show will be fired effective immediately. We're not 'being exclusionary back', we're teaching empathy to an audience to know how it feels like to be a Gazan facing relentless genocide....

I was feeling really lonely on the internet and I found this psychic that I've never met and don't know personally, Willow LaSesh, who assured me with words of comfort that I wasn't alone and had support. Here was her advice: "It sounds like your twin flame is resisting the connection, as evidenced by the concerns that there are five restraining orders on your record and pending criminal charges in another state. If you're looking for legal help, while I cannot advise, the good news is, I can help you get back in touch with your true twin if he is still having a hard time handling your intensity and your light. If it's meant to be, love over law. It's a mantra I was taught in college. Love will defy the odds, this is your union and your space. It won't matter how many times he gets trigger happy and calls the cops warning you to 'stop pursuing him, he's in a relationship and he's busy', ew, hanging out with family and friends, this is du...

Sadly we have been having struggles with parasocial interaction and fans not able to differentiate fantasy from reality regarding their favorite YouTubers. Zach keeps relating to Peter from "Family Guy" and we've tried explaining to him several times that Lois is just a fictional character. There's no reasoning with him anymore, he's too far gone.

Just do it. There's no power stone waiting, that's just a movie.