Psychopath Evicted for Revealing Dangerous Healing Method

A local wife and mother is being thrown our of her home for promoting...guess what....KETO!

Well, my friend's friend's aunt told me that keto is extremely dangerous. It will infect your children. Anyone who promotes such deadly weapons cannot be trusted and should not be allowed to raise a family nor come near minors.

We don't allow child predators and do extensive background checks on our residents and we owe it to various marginalized communities to make you aware of the threat she poses to our community.

Man, I would die for some bread. And mac and cheese. And fettuccine Alfredo. And fruit juice cocktail. And those Hawaiian dinner rolls you get at the grocery store...