Trump Signs Executive Order Mandating Change to "Hug Me Elmo" Toy

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Recently, Elmo at Sesame Street made a turn for the better on Twitter for our freedom fighters in Palestine to ensure fairness, inclusion and liberty for all, not just the white people we like.

In response to the iconic move on social media, Mein Fuhrer Donald J Trump who lives at Pennsylvania Avenue decided to make a bold move and announced his decision to the American people in a late night press conference (normally reserved for ladies):

"I will sign an executive order mandating that all 'Hug Me Elmo' dolls sold in retail establishments nationwide be changed to 'Hug the Palestinian Kids Elmo' to take the focus off of selfish concern for himself and remind greedy Americans that no child is lesser-than on Sesame Street.
"In addition, any Jewish creators on the show will be fired effective immediately. We're not 'being exclusionary back', we're teaching empathy to an audience to know how it feels like to be a Gazan facing relentless genocide."

Expect the change at your local Target and Walmart to be effective officially within 90 days as the Supreme Court made a pro-greedy capitalistic move and issued a TRO delaying the enforcement of the executive order.

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