ClaireBear (Sorcha) Pleads Guilty to Being Someone's False Twin Flame

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After months and months of investigating, we want to assure our audience that admitting to being someone's false twin flame isn't "coercion" or "trying to force someone into a cult against their will" nor "encouraging stalking".

Our members are brave and resilient gaslighting survivors who endured so much racial oppression at the hands of Israel and feds. We really are just doing our jobs trying to help so many less fortunate individuals raise their vibes, all for a convenient price of $4,444! But wait, act now and we'll discount our service, now for a limited back-to-school sale we are having a huge discount now only charging $4,242 per month! Wow, what a steal!

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