PSA: As Long as It's a Controlled Fire Amongst Campers and SSC, It Can Be Done

Ignorant enablers in the federal police think they can trifle with the deaf...well...

They can't use their narcissism to control all fires. We personally believe that as long as multiple campers use flint and stone and wish very very hard that someone won't look down on us dangerous and reckless to kids, it can work.

It's gotta be safe, sane and consensual.

Safety: All flint must be paid for by taxpayers instead of a luxury tax (that should only be for tampons in the men's restrooms) to make this more affordable to the poor outsiders just wanting to eat s'more than one...no fuzz allowed, that's not safe!

Sane: No doctor's notes can beat the amazing hotness of enby cuteness. No insane transphobia, any of those claims of "gender madness" and "biological reality" claim to be "common sense", meanwhile they're all bullying innocent trans people, that's crazy behavior and doesn't make for a fun campfire for anyone, now does it kids?

Consensual: Must make a spark... that's enough to set a whole neighborhood aflame and enough to consider harmonious union a clear "yes".

If idiot Nazis made this more accessible to the poor disabled people trying to watch "Family Feud" as loudly as possible, that would really help raise the vibes of the planet.