Not a Joke: Ryan from RAZZLE Really Is in Love with the Blonde Babe from Star Trek

What if I were to tell the audience that this whole time...we thought the blonde bombshell from StarTrek was the villain...

But deep down...she was trying to help those male client animals.

And we know this to be true because pigeons spying for the Israeli government with their robot camera eyes have been stalking people and invading their homes. Ryan isn't making a joke while drunk, that's just what the West tells you. He is trying to send out a secret code that he is still working on his ego, then he will return to the true twin flame in about four years. These things always take longer and I know that's not what the Christ Consciousness wants to hear....but true love is always worth the wait.

The truth is...Ryan really is using his public content to proclaim his love. It's not a joke. It's real. And Gwen was caught cheating on her again. We can't let those pigeons get away with this serious and unacceptable behavior on college campuses! We're working hard to correct these outrageous behaviors and we apologize for the delay.

In the meantime...keep raising those vibes! Jeff and Shaleia need to see some hard work, keep their home clean to help make this happen.