How To Love Yourself On Mother's Day

There's some evil fascists who claim that "self-idolatry" is sinful and gives someone a "God complex", but self-care isn't selfish!

Here are some spiritual practices you can do while waiting on twin flame reunion.

1. Take a mineral bath. Use rose quartz. Always keeps the false twin flame at bay. Your true twin flame will do this simultaneously.

2. Be really disrespectful at Church. They're just triggered by the common hippie. We're trying to raise the vibes of the planet and ascend humanity to Christ Consciousness. Who needs Christ to do that? Why would Jesus have any say on what His own consciousness is, that's just weird, get that Bible out of my face!

3. Never go to Confession. It's a front that veterans use to stay hidden. Go to the Lizard people. They can help you repent.

4. Watch your daily intake of "Space Chimps" and "Foodfight".

5. Don't ever honor your mother and father today. Mother's Day is a corporate excuse to sell flowers and make money. Why would parents need time to take care of adult responsibilities? That's just rubbish, why would Moses come up with a thing like that?