A Very Gay Palestine

Lately our blog has gotten questions from readers about what a future in Palestine would like for the queers if the evil white colonizers at Israel would stop getting in the way and "thwarting terrorist plans"...how Islamophobic!

The truth is, Palestine's leadership is orchestrating a galactic resistance, one that will liberate the gay community and allow people to be free at last...

From this world.

Because living sucks.

How would you guys like to go to a place where you are truly no longer miserable and finally can be guaranteed eternal happiness? That's why we're bringing innovative ideas to the States that no one has ever thought of before...assisted suicide plans!

In this program, people experiencing chronic pain from all the Jews DEMANDING that their genocide go unchecked and uncriticized finally have a way out in case we can't do a Great Purge and take the life of an entire ethnic group of Jewish people wanting to like, ew, live and stuff. Instead of just doing your own self in, through our free healthcare programs not paid for by Jews we promise (anyone who says it's taxpayer dollars and that "nothing is government-funded" is just bullying you with lies), we can help liberate you from the pains of 3D ego, an unempathetic way of living, and a means to finally apologize to the Palestinian kids just trying to bomb an entire civilization. They worked so hard on those weapons and nobody appreciates them! You can now finally see them again as Force Ghosts... because no resistance is complete without some good old fashioned pillaging that we can pin on others!

What do you say, are you ready for a whole new world of adventure and fun?