Sources from Hell Deems Therapy "Preposterous", Recommends Alternative Routes for Britney Spears

A very dramatic story involving substance use landed Britney Spears on the front page of many news outlets. The former Mouseketeer has been under public scrutiny for most of her life.

We here at "Twin Flames Universe" received a message from Beelzebub that DBT is for losers and that "vulnerability factors" like family and self-isolation is what makes Lucifer a chance to make an epic sale, so humans with beating hearts who haven't crossed over yet better stop speaking on what they don't know.

Jeff continued listening in on this message urging Spears to "never go to therapy ever" and to reject modernity like mindfulness and rehab, even more strict therapies that treat many conditions courtesy of us like keto. Spears would do better than to be ungrateful for such a gift and use her fame and fortune to invest in treatment that might not be a conservatorship.

Support system? Calling a friend? Telling her husband out to genocide us men and our urges by supporting the Iranian people in overthrowing their "patriarchal dictatorship" (feminists...ugh...) about past feelings of low self-esteem brought to the surface by media promotion of her ex-husband's book? The true twin flame is supposed to trigger the other! The very idea that someone would suggest "gaslighting" in this very helpful very good advice.

We're offended and we demand answers!