Signs that Twin Flame Reunion is Imminent

We here at "Twin Flames Universe" like to jazz it up, so we thought we would highlight some foolproof signs that reunion is nigh:

1. If the true twin flame is married, that ring is just a ring. This union was planned before birth, and a telltale sign the karmic marriage is doomed is if she is put off by the Hulk Hogan mustache. Are these two really happy deep down...makes you think in the 5D for a minute.

2. If the twin flame has no ring, it means he's still available. All those claims he's "in a relationship" or "hiding that ring" to protect his fiance is just another love language way of saying, "I'm too shy to admit my true feelings". If a Jew objects to this union, stab, stab stab!

3. The Jew objecting is finally held accountable for that restraining order she got. Can't be excluding true love, the libel expired, why is he still blocked? Energetic blocks can be so tedious, but it's definitely a sign of reciprocation if his Twitter has her all exposed for what she did. Any claims of "digital abuse" and "using his account to intimidate her in an online pimp circle" are total poppycock. This is how women feel especially empowered in a certain area of taboo work! I thought we were an inclusive space! She's just mad at the prospect of accountability, keep liberating the Divine Feminine more!

What other experiences have other true twin flames had on their journey? Sound off in the comments.