Vengeful and Embittered Transphobe at Smileberry Art in Shambles, Vows to Date Every Lesbian Woman and Gay Man While Riding a Broomstick

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A local businesswoman is under fire for abusing her white male privilege and constantly putting the make on every openly gay and lesbian creator who pays her any mind.

Desperate for attention and unable to be admitted into any college ever in her whole life, Alexis cried out in anguish when making a sale in Summer 2024,

"Why oh why won't anybody watch Space Chimps? This movie is a cinematic classic and if you don't agree with me, you are an angry man and may God have mercy on your soul..." before hackling like Michael Jackson, putting on a black pointed hat and riding off sitting a broom completely naked."

And the envy cuties rejoiced and were glad, for they finally got to see her bare upper torso.

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