Ope-Ed: That Time Johnny Depp Wouldn't Validate My New Gender

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Ever since the divorce, and setback for women and silencing us, abusing the courts with such a meritless lawsuit, I, Amber Heard, have decided...to do another Op-Ed. You can save your applause for later.

I came out as a bisexual, went out with Elon Musk, only for the ADL to take everything away from #MeToo by allowing him to salute the Nazis with his evil hand gesture, and then his attorneys tried to pin all that on ME, saying that I would DARE be a "femin*zi", which I censored to show respect and equity to abused women everywhere.

I'm now going to do something amazing, that no one has ever done before, to challenge the men and bring the patriarchy to its downfall that will crush the male gender into sniveling and cowardly silence.

I'm coming out...as gender wet.

Sometimes, I feel one gender or another, and according to those REALLY BIG mathy numbers that men know everything about BUT apparently WOMAN doesn't, every bisexual that has come out will eventually transition. 100% of bisexuals are non-binary cuties, and I'm the hottest and cutest one of all.

If you don't have any non-binary people of color represented in your business, you're just a greedy capitalist and I PRAY that the LORD above have mercy on all of your souls.

If you're male, you don't have a soul anyways. What is there to pray for?

You may applaud now. Thank you for your undying love and support. I just love my fans...

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