It's "Twin Flames Universe" Day!

In honor of 11:11, the twin flames number, anyone who tells you that today is "a day to honor the eleventh day of the eleventh month on the eleventh hour, bringing an end to WWI", they're just stuck in their old, narcissistic ways, being dismissive of other cultures and denying a woman her peace. We can help you find real peace and love for a nominal fee of only $1,111 dollars a month and if you join now we'll send you an additional pamphlet about our Lord and Savior, Jeff Divine absolutely FREE (just pay processing and handling fees of $111!)

It is on this day that we traditionally give our veterans in the group an extra special gift of our own, harmonious union! Sometimes well-meaning words of family and friends will object to messing with an existing marriage, but since this is a veteran's twin flame, no one, not even evil JK Rowling supporters can sever the divine cord that these two share. Sometimes a therapist might use visual cues with his videos to allege stalking, but really, he's just a jealous Mormon who hates redheads. This is your union, your space.

We oppose narcissistic abuse from alleged "wife" in every possible way, but our Lord and Savior Jeff Divine can help spread the unnecessary fear and hatred of men by promising a much more stable relationship where annoying women don't have to constantly intimidate and harass innocent innocent "creepers" with her "right to say no". Not if it's divine union she doesn't. God made this marriage happen, she should listen to us more!