Trump Signs Executive Order for Women's Rights

In a press conference on Thursday, October 23, 2025, President Donald Trump announced another bold signature in his quest to advocate for women's rights after successfully giving them a new friend in Andrew Tate who is women's biggest fan.

"In the spirit of Andrew Tate's constant gentlemanly attentiveness towards women, never letting them out of his sight, I will sign an executive order granting all women the inherent right to someone trans if they want. It's only okay if trans women are barred from sports, making the right a one-way street and allowing for one-sided interaction to continue making so many meaningful and thoughtful connections on the internet."

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